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"they're not sending their finest"

powerful drumpf

Evropa

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my vastus medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes causing her to orgasm instantly. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

If only the US had scenery like Europe 😦

We do though

it just needs more blood and soil

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magic blood

magic CUM

it just needs more gays and pagans

I'm going to drop out of school to become a roofer

Day 74 of no fap

I exited my vehicle

I'm not smart enough for school

we know

Harsh but fair

well im off to my 2nd job

cya in a bit

I HAVE TWO JOBS

AND

TWO DICKS

AND TWO BITCHES

found some gold

https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/992468080545746944

just when your having a shitty day nick shits A jewel and a smile creeps across my face

http://prntscr.com/jdtcyp look at the symbol on the shirt pewdiepie is nazbol af

russophile

Life is so boring without twitter

idk what to do

Just realized I only follow like 6 women on twitter

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Lucky

Unfollow them

Now

I promise you won't regret it

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