His arteries must be clogged with fat

Based. Keto diet

Sometimes I get silly invention ideas...don't usually write em down...this just happened:
>I wish I could take my small bird out with me on walks

what about a shoulder piece of some sort so your birb can sit on your shoulder like a hunting falcon?

She'd get snatched up and eaten by actual falcons.

touché

I saw two beautiful falcon-type birds fly over about a week ago.

They were flying north. I took it as a good omen.

The Etruscans would be able to verify that, but I can only assume so

>search for bird omen videos
>get black israelites
DAS RITE

DAS RITE!

WE WUZ ETRUSCANS

I’ve gotta harness for my parrot

We go on hikes

pics (of the parrot) or it didn't happen!

@Asatru Artist - MD well, nice infinity Chan redtexting

? I genuinely want to see a hiking parrot. 🤔

You just outed yourself as an 8chan regular

By the style of your typing + only 8chan folk have the necessary IQ to come up with hiking parrots

Anybody in need or want this 10x14 old school Quonset tent with a coal stove in it?☝

That looks straight out of M*A*S*H.

dammit Discord...

i need my stars!

Yeah hahaha
So we can call it vintage. It is in style!

I didn't mean that in a bad way, btw.

😃

I bet you there is some boomer out there on craigslist.

<:boomer:394308007217070080> ⛺

A military junkie might want it too. I guess we dont have many of those here. Hah

Or preppers.

It’s cool! I’m a Boomer-like prepper

Take it! It's yours if you want it ! @Deleted User

Thanks, but I have nowhere to put it!

Hah, this goes in the backyard, year round. Hehe @Deleted User

*backyard

Haaah

^

Let me consider this boomer tent.

If I had land I would scoop it up ASAP

Message me if you're serious and keep contact,please. Would prefer not to use craigslist. Safer with IE folks. @Deleted User