cats > dogs

fite me

Dogs are better than cats because they're so loyal. Lots of stories about dogs jumping in to protect their owners (from other dogs or anything else)

My brother had a cat with bum proprioceptive response. It couldn't walk a straight line.

@YourFundamentalTheorum Did you go to bed?

He’s like a spare Ewok. Just wait over there, bro.

@micbwilli i woke up

just now

I'm a cat guy and I feel like a girl fawning but god damn I love that dog, everything he does is just so cute

That's a very short sleep.

yeah it happens to me

n i g h t m a r e s suck

gonna stay up and read a bit then go back

or chat with yall idk

@YourFundamentalTheorum you ever get that trapped in your body thing?

@Deleted User in what sense?

@Deleted User Please don't talk about my greatest fear. 😬

Your mind wakes up but you can’t move.

^

nope

Sleep paralysis

Sorry @micbwilli

never had that thankfully

I think I've very briefly had that happen one time

that sounds awful

http://fashthenation.com/2018/09/the-lefts-rhetoric-is-destroying-american-society/

I’ve had it several times.

I've had that happen in nightmares, it's awful.

@Deleted User Did you see ayy lmaos?

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN no, why?

auto correct

Actually my greatest fear is putting in eye drops.

Sleep paralysis sounds awful, but my biggest fear is talking in my sleep. As far as I know, I never have, but it would be an unfortunate way to dox myself

my greatest fear is dying as an NPC

I thought that was a holly cost reference.

@Deleted User lots of people report gray ayy lmaos during sleep paralysis. Yeah my phone (((autocorrects)))

😂😂😂

If you're in IE, you're not a NPC

@YourFundamentalTheorum you Are Real.

that's partially why I joined

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN twice in my life I awoke to a creature standing over me. Then I actually awoke and it wasn’t really there.