Message from @Alphonsus

Discord ID: 442687127659216924


2018-05-06 13:58:01 UTC  

Righty

2018-05-06 13:58:07 UTC  

Aight you're good then

2018-05-06 13:58:18 UTC  

Huzzah, white wizard

2018-05-06 13:58:21 UTC  

Wait hold on

2018-05-06 13:58:29 UTC  

Is your index shorter than your ring on your right hand?

2018-05-06 13:58:33 UTC  

This will determine your fate

2018-05-06 13:58:36 UTC  

I wrote have a good day on my omelette in ketchup in japanese <:chad:402359917819985931>

2018-05-06 13:58:52 UTC  

WAIT

2018-05-06 13:58:56 UTC  

KETCHUP

2018-05-06 13:59:00 UTC  

ON AN OMLETTE

2018-05-06 13:59:01 UTC  

NIGGER WHAT

2018-05-06 13:59:09 UTC  

^^^

2018-05-06 13:59:25 UTC  

Yeah crushed tomatos

2018-05-06 13:59:38 UTC  

Kethcup is not crushed tomatos oh my fuck

2018-05-06 13:59:45 UTC  

Why, why yes, white wizard!

2018-05-06 13:59:52 UTC  

Ketchup is fucking high fructose corn syrup and tomato paste

2018-05-06 13:59:59 UTC  

@Alphonsus congrats you arent gay

2018-05-06 14:00:13 UTC  

Yes! Yes white wizard!

2018-05-06 14:00:29 UTC  

Suppose I could have used mustard but then there is no contrast

2018-05-06 14:00:31 UTC  

So it doesn't matter what I do with traps, my hands are straight!

2018-05-06 14:00:35 UTC  

Huzzah!

2018-05-06 14:00:37 UTC  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @brohiemchillsef

2018-05-06 14:00:49 UTC  

I'm just making the whole thing up anyway not even eating eggs

2018-05-06 14:00:55 UTC  

Gottem

2018-05-06 14:00:55 UTC  

If youre going to use a tomato product on an omlette use sun dried tomates

2018-05-06 14:00:59 UTC  

You vile fiend

2018-05-06 14:09:05 UTC  

@here's the narrative for the 2020 election https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gI-4waRluc

2018-05-06 14:12:13 UTC  

look look here listen

2018-05-06 14:21:51 UTC  

I hate fatties

2018-05-06 14:22:40 UTC  

Same tbh

2018-05-06 14:26:02 UTC  

AZ is already red

2018-05-06 14:26:07 UTC  

fucking Canadians

2018-05-06 14:30:08 UTC  

thats not what he meabnt

2018-05-06 14:30:27 UTC  

i know what he meant

2018-05-06 14:30:30 UTC  

it was a joke

2018-05-06 14:30:38 UTC  

shut the FUCK up libtard

2018-05-06 14:31:02 UTC  

Canadians do need to stfu when it comes to US politics.

2018-05-06 14:31:11 UTC  

And the English too. Fuck them to death.