If the ring finger is longer than the index, they got more testosterone in the womb than estrogen

And vice versa

brb going to go get ready for church

On my right hand, it looks like my ring finger is longer than the ring finger on my left hand

what does this mean, white wizard?

Yeah go by your dominant hand

Are you left handed?

Righty

Aight you're good then

Huzzah, white wizard

Wait hold on

Is your index shorter than your ring on your right hand?

This will determine your fate

I wrote have a good day on my omelette in ketchup in japanese <:chad:402359917819985931>

WAIT

KETCHUP

ON AN OMLETTE

NIGGER WHAT

^^^

Yeah crushed tomatos

Kethcup is not crushed tomatos oh my fuck

Why, why yes, white wizard!

Ketchup is fucking high fructose corn syrup and tomato paste

@Alphonsus congrats you arent gay

Yes! Yes white wizard!

Suppose I could have used mustard but then there is no contrast

So it doesn't matter what I do with traps, my hands are straight!

Huzzah!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @brohiemchillsef

I'm just making the whole thing up anyway not even eating eggs

Gottem

If youre going to use a tomato product on an omlette use sun dried tomates

You vile fiend

@here's the narrative for the 2020 election https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gI-4waRluc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DTqYs45gJI

look look here listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kOZM-_GcIs

I hate fatties

Same tbh

https://twitter.com/AMike4761/status/992893946065014784

AZ is already red