Message from @Nordhand

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2019-07-12 19:21:03 UTC  

2/3rds of the military voted for Trump

2019-07-12 19:21:32 UTC  

The other third is admin and desk jockeys who will never see combat in their life

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2019-07-12 19:31:06 UTC  

@Fitzydog so the air force?

2019-07-12 19:31:25 UTC  

Well, a large portion of them, yes

2019-07-12 19:32:10 UTC  

Pretty much everyone but Logistics, Engineering, and Security Forces

2019-07-12 19:32:21 UTC  

So the unimportant parts

2019-07-12 19:34:11 UTC  

did you ever meet any pilots?

2019-07-12 19:34:57 UTC  

Yep

2019-07-12 19:35:27 UTC  

I met the bombers who dropped the first ordinance on ISIS, before it was announced on NBC

2019-07-12 19:35:51 UTC  

I was renovating their dorms

Thank you for your service

2019-07-12 19:37:11 UTC  

A pilot's gotta shit in comfort, ya know?

Well no, he doesn't.

but this is AMERICA

and yes I assumed his gender

2019-07-12 19:43:07 UTC  

All the B-1 pilots have darkness themed callsigns, like 'Batman' or 'Bone'

2019-07-12 19:43:24 UTC  

edgy

2019-07-13 12:58:08 UTC  

Ok quick question, If the morons claiming they will storm Area 51 all show up and actually attempt it. What kind of weaponry would the US Military use and is there a high observation point outside the no go zone where i can watch the carnage.

2019-07-13 13:03:43 UTC  

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a21605982/army-paintball-guns-pepper-gas/ stings like a wasp and will incapacitate most soy boys easy and for the rest they have free lead for days

2019-07-13 13:24:23 UTC  

Yes yes we all know they have brrrrrrrt gun but what other fun stuff do they have :).

2019-07-13 13:28:47 UTC  

depends on how bad they wants to look in the news. you always the the favourite of the drill Sargent god old CS gas

2019-07-13 13:29:05 UTC  

Bear mace grenades

2019-07-13 13:29:19 UTC  

Bean bag rounds

2019-07-13 13:30:11 UTC  

and i hope to god reggie in R&D has come up with a wide beam brown noise gun that makes 50+ people spontaneously shit themselves.

2019-07-13 13:30:12 UTC  

and if the guard is a real dick and wants to practise his sharp shooting he goes for the peanuts

2019-07-13 13:32:07 UTC  

But lets be honest, if they turn up then they'll all sing songs, protest peacefully and circle jerk until they have no energy left.

2019-07-13 13:33:19 UTC  

it all a huge joke where only the true idiots take it serious and show up to get arrested

If they start a drum circle, we drop a MOAB on them

2019-07-13 13:34:43 UTC  

Nah just air drop a jew in the middle, have the same effect.

2019-07-13 15:08:38 UTC  

**Forgotten Weapons** uploaded a new youtube video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRwEyKAsO5o

2019-07-13 20:56:57 UTC  

I know the Pentagon developed a while ago a dish that you could mount on the top of a humvee that projects microwave rays in a certain direction.

Basically it induces sudden high intensity sunburn from like a hundred yards away or something

2019-07-13 21:00:04 UTC  

I still want the brown noise gun to be a real thing.

2019-07-13 22:57:44 UTC  

@Legiondude There's videos and news reports on youtube

2019-07-14 01:02:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385307110813990913/599767609730269184/IMG_2689.jpg

2019-07-14 01:02:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385307110813990913/599767651761520665/Anm2stinger.jpg

2019-07-14 01:02:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385307110813990913/599767657390276636/f8T4fOu.jpg

2019-07-14 12:16:53 UTC  

**Forgotten Weapons** uploaded a new youtube video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0KO9LmmoRU

2019-07-14 17:56:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385307110813990913/600022802522963973/image0.jpg