Message from @Goose

Discord ID: 497149552458072064


2018-10-03 20:05:08 UTC  

Aside from the baby and person who works at night, why are all these capable people sleeping in the middle of the day?

2018-10-03 20:05:49 UTC  

Do we have any guys in Austin, TX? I am visiting for a conference and would love to meet up if there is anyone around.

2018-10-03 20:09:11 UTC  

@Goose ITT:

Trump Derangement Syndrome meets those who can't find the "DND" setting on their phone, nor the slider to turn off "EMERGENCY ALERTS"

2018-10-03 20:11:29 UTC  

I have a feeling that it woke up make one person and then a lot of other people just jumped on the banwagon to look cool, too.

2018-10-03 20:15:56 UTC  

😦

2018-10-03 20:16:17 UTC  

look at the whole thing @Brunswick

2018-10-03 20:16:28 UTC  

@Fox nice to see you back in chat man

2018-10-03 20:16:50 UTC  

redacted

2018-10-03 20:17:13 UTC  

LMAO, the guy who is all ready to go and is now bummed.

2018-10-03 20:17:26 UTC  

im was dying laughing bro

2018-10-03 20:17:52 UTC  

waiting for trump to give the order 😂

2018-10-03 20:19:40 UTC  

@Goose I had to take a trip for work to finally take a break from work.

2018-10-03 20:22:30 UTC  

execute order 66

2018-10-03 20:22:52 UTC  

that would have been the greatest shitpost of all time if he sent that oh my god

2018-10-03 20:30:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/497143326391140362/PicsArt_10-03-04.29.02.png

2018-10-03 20:44:35 UTC  

Mfw Trump both impresses me and makes me REE constantly

2018-10-03 20:46:55 UTC  

So i just tried calling Georgetown university to report an issue of racial and gender discrimination and accidentally called the college in kentucky.
Long story short, the retired cop in charge 100% backed what i had to say about the current attack on white men

2018-10-03 20:47:29 UTC  

Apparently he's not the only one there in agreement either

2018-10-03 20:52:06 UTC  

Toxic White Masculity

2018-10-03 20:54:49 UTC  

Now that I've got the right number, time for some fun <:teehee:381917632359563264>

2018-10-03 21:01:54 UTC  

Star Force: The Orange Menace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/497151332659232778/facebook_1538600475979.jpg

2018-10-03 21:03:19 UTC  
2018-10-03 21:03:20 UTC  

Holy shit guys, Georgetown university isn't taking phone calls.
None, they redirect you to campus police

2018-10-03 21:04:09 UTC  

My friend just showed up at my house unannounced and offered to give me $20 if he can use my house to bring a girl over and tell her we're roommates

2018-10-03 21:04:30 UTC  

RIP my sides
(True story: in the Army while standing in formation at "rest" while waiting for everything to "begin", we'd often tell our Soldiers to "put their phones on pleasure mode" - to avoid any accidental audible ringers while everyone is supposed to be silent as the CDR speaks)

2018-10-03 21:04:35 UTC  

Right after he left I realized a problem with this situation: I only have one bed, and he's telling this girl that we're roommates

2018-10-03 21:06:17 UTC  

Mfw no spoon emoji

2018-10-03 21:12:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/497153945488064513/20181003_135345.png

2018-10-03 21:12:29 UTC  

Never forget what the left will do to you if we lose

2018-10-03 21:20:27 UTC  

Man thats hardcore

2018-10-03 21:21:51 UTC  

That whitepill is hilarious, Bill is learning to hate

2018-10-03 21:22:13 UTC  

did someone ask for a Moth meme?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/497156446237098004/moth_torch_finished.jpg

2018-10-03 21:24:11 UTC  

I loved the imagery of the torch march

2018-10-03 21:24:45 UTC  

Most everyone that ever mentioned it said positive things about it

2018-10-03 21:24:56 UTC  

that I know anyways

2018-10-03 21:25:10 UTC  

"OMG these guys are hot. If you were in the march DM me"

2018-10-03 21:25:16 UTC  

lol

2018-10-03 21:27:08 UTC  

it's very memetic, a literal angry mob carrying torches

2018-10-03 21:27:55 UTC  

>telling a woman on the internet you took part in a torch march
color me paranoid, but I don't trust any woman who says that