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Yeah, they are pretty common from what I've heard
"Hey bitches, we don't do your nails, we don't have your expensive hair products, don't bother coming in."
The German agency claims that an unnamed Hollywood actor offered to pay $2.8 million for her virginity.
“The high bidding for Giselle's auction shows us how high the demand for virgins is,” a spokesperson for the agency told the Mail. “Business people from all over the world have been bidding.”
Which actor?
If was anyone important they would have put his name down
They didn't put down the name of the bidder who won
So I'd assume there's a confidentiality clause there
Otherwise noone would fucking bid
Teenager decided to whore herself, the news is about the idiot that bought her. Pussy Pass Granted!
It is legal in Germany
but she is still a whore <:think_200iq:378717098681171988>
#notallcoups
Do they even need his resignation, if they're going to force him?
if it is the party asking for it than yes
party=/=Military
I mean, the military pretty much forced him out of the presidency. What value is it to have him resign?
its about saving the creditbility of the party
aw
I always figured parody news stories would just go in <#372508286529961996>
Seems as good a place as any
fair enough
I'm sure this is gonna go juuuuuuuuust fine
New elections
Let the show begin
Somehow Jeb Bush is elected
ein volk
ein reich
ein guaco
Elizabeth Nolan Brown.
Of-fucking-course.
Yes, this one:
https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/891256227619123201
trans women =/= Wymens
"“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth."
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