Message from @Artie (4 TD)

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2018-01-12 15:24:42 UTC  

I gotta be missing something here

2018-01-12 15:24:47 UTC  

^

2018-01-12 15:26:23 UTC  

I wish I was swiss, but I don't know the intricacies of their system

2018-01-12 15:26:49 UTC  

three more articles on it

2018-01-12 15:26:54 UTC  

right

2018-01-12 15:27:03 UTC  

so basically they need to retcon their welfare system

2018-01-12 15:27:10 UTC  

I'll eat, then I'll dig into it a bit, because it seems interesting

2018-01-12 15:27:12 UTC  

so people who aren't citizens can't get welfare in the first place

2018-01-12 15:27:25 UTC  

No citizenship to people that receive government handouts? Sounds very racist of Sweden.

2018-01-12 15:27:27 UTC  

yeah I don't think they got welfare as such, but I have no idea

2018-01-12 15:27:51 UTC  

government handouts is a better term for this probably

2018-01-12 15:28:17 UTC  

I guess these Muslims ~~men~~ kids will have to be adopted to become citizens then.

2018-01-12 15:29:35 UTC  

Ahahahahaha

2018-01-12 15:31:06 UTC  

fuck yeah rape the arab world for money

2018-01-12 15:31:29 UTC  

*t e e n a g e r s*

2018-01-12 15:33:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/401398348772278272/sweden-s-fastest-14-year-old.png

2018-01-12 15:34:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/401398652469379082/children-migrants-on-their-first-day-of-school.jpg

2018-01-12 15:40:00 UTC  

Thoughts about the new flu strain?

2018-01-12 15:40:35 UTC  

I give it a light 7.

2018-01-12 15:40:46 UTC  

Prefer their older stuff.

2018-01-12 15:41:10 UTC  

"If you live in Switzerland, i.e. hold a valid Swiss residence or settlement permit (see list of questions on entries and stays in Switzerland) and meet the requirements, you will be entitled to receive unemployment benefits. Your nationality does not affect your entitlement to unemployment benefits."

2018-01-12 15:41:26 UTC  

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-01-12 15:43:10 UTC  

you can't apply for citizenship while receiving those benefits apparently

2018-01-12 15:45:58 UTC  

also, you need to pass a written language test, and have lived permanently in switzerland for 5 or 10 years, depending on your country of origin

2018-01-12 15:47:11 UTC  

have no criminal convictions, "pose no threat to the country", and also "demonstrate social integration"

2018-01-12 15:47:31 UTC  

I believe that last requirement there is mostly done by getting neighbours and such to write a letter where they vouch for you

2018-01-12 15:47:53 UTC  

(the closest neighbour who is a citizen)

2018-01-12 15:48:22 UTC  

"Candidates must demonstrate A2 level writing ability and B1 spoken skills under the Common European Framework of Reference for Languages."

2018-01-12 15:49:11 UTC  

"Most cantons and/or communes require you to face an interview to prove your integration and knowledge of Switzerland where you could be quizzed on anything from the number of lakes in your canton to which days are public holidays and the names of local traditions and festivals. In some cases a communal residents’ committee gathers to vote on your application, so it pays to keep in with the locals – last year a Dutch woman hit the headlines after she was turned down by her community for campaigning against cowbells (though she later won citizenship on appeal)."

2018-01-12 15:49:27 UTC  

canton is a district/county

2018-01-12 15:49:59 UTC  

this seems like a great system

It a REAL immigration system

2018-01-12 15:54:15 UTC  

^

2018-01-12 15:55:41 UTC  

"In the majority of bi-national marriages, the man is Swiss and the woman foreign, although Swiss women no longer lose their Swiss citizenship when they marry a foreigner (they did until 1992). "

2018-01-12 15:55:43 UTC  

rofl

I can see what they were trying to do but no

2018-01-12 16:15:06 UTC  

"The most bizarre aspect of this spectacle was that the Democrats who most aggressively defended Trump’s version of the surveillance bill – the Democrats most eager to preserve Trump’s spying powers as virtually limitless – were the very same Democratic House members who have become media stars this year by flamboyantly denouncing Trump as a treasonous, lawless despot in front of every television camera they could find."