Message from @Trebjonn

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2018-03-27 07:54:59 UTC  

To be fair they lost the war against emus

2018-03-27 07:55:00 UTC  

the Emus are our Overlords, they beat us fair and square

2018-03-27 07:55:07 UTC  

behead those who insult australia

2018-03-27 07:55:12 UTC  

^

2018-03-27 07:55:26 UTC  

~~behead~~ shitpost those who insult australia

2018-03-27 07:55:49 UTC  

@Mal the leftwing Greens faggots accused the Minister who suggested that of being RAAAAAAAAAACISTTTTTTT!!!!

2018-03-27 07:55:56 UTC  

I want a hot half-asian australian waifu

2018-03-27 07:56:09 UTC  

meanwhile white farmers are getting nailed to tables and murdered in SA....

2018-03-27 07:56:17 UTC  

to the surprise of nobody @Deleted User

2018-03-27 07:56:19 UTC  

Also Denmark and Canada are at war with eachother taking over a certain island each day by putting poison on the island

2018-03-27 07:56:24 UTC  

yeah we got lots of asians in australia, theyre cool

2018-03-27 07:56:33 UTC  

you from NSW?

2018-03-27 07:56:50 UTC  

UK Asiasns or Asian Asians?

2018-03-27 07:56:57 UTC  

I think they stopped doing that @Trebjonn. Also, it was alcohol as a gift, iirc.

2018-03-27 07:56:57 UTC  

hapas

2018-03-27 07:57:09 UTC  

@Trebjonn probably orientals iirc

2018-03-27 07:57:10 UTC  

i live in NSW now but i spent a lot of time in melbourne

2018-03-27 07:57:23 UTC  

Denmark and Canada at war?

2018-03-27 07:57:23 UTC  

(gift means poison in Danish, though <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> )

2018-03-27 07:57:27 UTC  

@Trebjonn asian asians, hot ones 👌🏼

2018-03-27 07:57:28 UTC  

@Mal What really? Who got the island then?

2018-03-27 07:57:41 UTC  

I don't think the dispute is settled

2018-03-27 07:57:44 UTC  

they just stopped doing that

2018-03-27 07:58:12 UTC  

not at war @obrallaghan, just doing some silly shit because of a small Island.

2018-03-27 07:58:19 UTC  

I think it's called Hans Island in Danish

2018-03-27 07:58:24 UTC  

not sure what you call it over there

2018-03-27 07:58:31 UTC  

i saw dat island described on reddit as "the worlds friendliest border dispute" lolz

2018-03-27 07:58:37 UTC  

"Canada and Denmark Fight Over Island With Whisky and Schnapps"

2018-03-27 07:58:41 UTC  

this is exactly what I expected

2018-03-27 07:58:51 UTC  

we're civilized people after all

2018-03-27 07:59:42 UTC  

Mainland Denmark is so small, but then they have greenland'

2018-03-27 07:59:44 UTC  

@Mal it's not like you're estonians or anything

2018-03-27 08:00:06 UTC  

Estonians really want to be considered Scandinavian though

2018-03-27 08:00:46 UTC  

"notice me senpai"

2018-03-27 08:01:05 UTC  

Yes, Greenland, Iceland and the Faroe Islands were Norwegian colonies that Denmark kept after Norway was lost to Sweden.

2018-03-27 08:01:44 UTC  

not sure why, Sweden must not really have cared at that point, those places being of little strategic importance

2018-03-27 08:01:51 UTC  

I'm part Icelandic, my afi's name was Valdimar Helgason

2018-03-27 08:02:09 UTC  

Iceland declared independence after Denmark was invaded by Nazi Germany

2018-03-27 08:02:10 UTC  

le 56%

2018-03-27 08:02:25 UTC  

gREAT OPPURTUNITY