Message from @ethan

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2018-03-28 00:42:18 UTC  

Also gotta admit spinnign sword rockets are cool af

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/428353104333897754/Rocket_warfare.png

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

But yeah I think these are sometimes considered the first rockets because they exploded

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

Why would you attach a sword to that?

2018-03-28 00:43:37 UTC  

whereas the earlier ones were just arrows that flew faster

2018-03-28 00:43:46 UTC  

Fuck man

2018-03-28 00:43:54 UTC  

why not put swords on everything

2018-03-28 00:44:27 UTC  

Anywhere my only point here is that the meme really does not give a fair shake to Asians

2018-03-28 00:44:39 UTC  

The fucking *plow* was apparently invented in China

2018-03-28 00:44:46 UTC  

It would probably make it slower

2018-03-28 00:44:50 UTC  

and Steppe horse people(Iranians or Turks or Mongols) appear to have invented hte wheel

2018-03-28 00:45:09 UTC  

Yeah it probably would, though I could also see it being an early understanding of ballistics

2018-03-28 00:45:21 UTC  

"If we put pointy shit at the end of our bombs, they fly straighter"

2018-03-28 00:45:30 UTC  

"put a fuckin' sword on it, Rajneesh, see if that helps"

2018-03-28 00:46:14 UTC  

>Arrows are for sissies, real men throw swords!

2018-03-28 00:46:21 UTC  

They had rockets in the Napoleon era

2018-03-28 00:46:42 UTC  

They were shit

2018-03-28 00:46:49 UTC  

And not widely used

2018-03-28 00:46:59 UTC  

Why use a rocket when you can use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:47:09 UTC  

More accuracy

2018-03-28 00:47:19 UTC  

More common metertial

2018-03-28 00:47:24 UTC  

Have have gunpowder

2018-03-28 00:47:46 UTC  

And everything else needed might as well use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:48:17 UTC  
2018-03-28 00:48:29 UTC  

Yeah definitely cannons were better

2018-03-28 00:48:41 UTC  

Though the first version of everything is going to be pretty shit

2018-03-28 00:48:54 UTC  

Took like 400 years for guns to be anything other than cheaper, shittier bows

2018-03-28 00:49:00 UTC  

Yup

2018-03-28 00:49:13 UTC  

I figure that the rockets were more shit to scare the shit out of horses

2018-03-28 00:49:23 UTC  

The swords probably made a spooky woosh noise too

2018-03-28 00:49:33 UTC  

Yeah they screamed like fireworks do

2018-03-28 00:49:40 UTC  

But military fireworks

2018-03-28 00:50:25 UTC  

Also I figure the real reason why black people never invented much other than the very earliest techs like spears is mainly because of mosquitos and tstse flies

2018-03-28 00:50:32 UTC  

Recalling the video I posted earlier, it's interesting how the Germans had to mix water in so the rocket fuel didn't melt the engines on the V2.

2018-03-28 00:50:58 UTC  

I feel like that could have also ended in disaster

2018-03-28 00:51:01 UTC  

what with bubbles

2018-03-28 00:51:15 UTC  

Course rockets are fucky things

2018-03-28 00:51:17 UTC  

@DanielKO Russians you plywood for jet wings

2018-03-28 00:51:25 UTC  

Like the first(and only) rocket plane the germans fielded

2018-03-28 00:51:27 UTC  

At least soviets

2018-03-28 00:52:21 UTC  

plywood for planes works if you're cheap and don't give a shit about the people flying them