Message from @ethan

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2018-03-28 00:41:37 UTC  

>According to Liang Jieming, two Song dynasty generals by the name of Yue Yifang and Feng Jisheng (馮繼升) invented a variant fire arrow which used gunpowder tubes as propellant. However more documentary evidence of rockets does not appear until the 13th century.

2018-03-28 00:41:55 UTC  

Yeah I could be wrong here but last time I saw info on it, the idea is that exploding arrows were taken in India and the Indians had the idea of packing all the bomb into metal and making what people would today see as a rocket

2018-03-28 00:42:18 UTC  

Also gotta admit spinnign sword rockets are cool af

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/428353104333897754/Rocket_warfare.png

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

But yeah I think these are sometimes considered the first rockets because they exploded

2018-03-28 00:43:27 UTC  

Why would you attach a sword to that?

2018-03-28 00:43:37 UTC  

whereas the earlier ones were just arrows that flew faster

2018-03-28 00:43:46 UTC  

Fuck man

2018-03-28 00:43:54 UTC  

why not put swords on everything

2018-03-28 00:44:27 UTC  

Anywhere my only point here is that the meme really does not give a fair shake to Asians

2018-03-28 00:44:39 UTC  

The fucking *plow* was apparently invented in China

2018-03-28 00:44:46 UTC  

It would probably make it slower

2018-03-28 00:44:50 UTC  

and Steppe horse people(Iranians or Turks or Mongols) appear to have invented hte wheel

2018-03-28 00:45:09 UTC  

Yeah it probably would, though I could also see it being an early understanding of ballistics

2018-03-28 00:45:21 UTC  

"If we put pointy shit at the end of our bombs, they fly straighter"

2018-03-28 00:45:30 UTC  

"put a fuckin' sword on it, Rajneesh, see if that helps"

2018-03-28 00:46:14 UTC  

>Arrows are for sissies, real men throw swords!

2018-03-28 00:46:21 UTC  

They had rockets in the Napoleon era

2018-03-28 00:46:42 UTC  

They were shit

2018-03-28 00:46:49 UTC  

And not widely used

2018-03-28 00:46:59 UTC  

Why use a rocket when you can use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:47:09 UTC  

More accuracy

2018-03-28 00:47:19 UTC  

More common metertial

2018-03-28 00:47:24 UTC  

Have have gunpowder

2018-03-28 00:47:46 UTC  

And everything else needed might as well use a Cannon

2018-03-28 00:48:17 UTC  
2018-03-28 00:48:29 UTC  

Yeah definitely cannons were better

2018-03-28 00:48:41 UTC  

Though the first version of everything is going to be pretty shit

2018-03-28 00:48:54 UTC  

Took like 400 years for guns to be anything other than cheaper, shittier bows

2018-03-28 00:49:00 UTC  

Yup

2018-03-28 00:49:13 UTC  

I figure that the rockets were more shit to scare the shit out of horses

2018-03-28 00:49:23 UTC  

The swords probably made a spooky woosh noise too

2018-03-28 00:49:33 UTC  

Yeah they screamed like fireworks do

2018-03-28 00:49:40 UTC  

But military fireworks

2018-03-28 00:50:25 UTC  

Also I figure the real reason why black people never invented much other than the very earliest techs like spears is mainly because of mosquitos and tstse flies

2018-03-28 00:50:32 UTC  

Recalling the video I posted earlier, it's interesting how the Germans had to mix water in so the rocket fuel didn't melt the engines on the V2.

2018-03-28 00:50:58 UTC  

I feel like that could have also ended in disaster

2018-03-28 00:51:01 UTC  

what with bubbles

2018-03-28 00:51:15 UTC  

Course rockets are fucky things

2018-03-28 00:51:17 UTC  

@DanielKO Russians you plywood for jet wings

2018-03-28 00:51:25 UTC  

Like the first(and only) rocket plane the germans fielded