Message from @meratrix

Discord ID: 438015251330498562


so annoying

2018-04-23 16:32:45 UTC  

Man changing my name would be *way* too much effort

2018-04-23 16:33:03 UTC  

It's much simpler to individually change it for each server I'm in

2018-04-23 16:33:09 UTC  

πŸ€”

2018-04-23 16:33:46 UTC  

Da bu de da bu da?

2018-04-23 16:33:49 UTC  

too bad there's not a per-server avatar system in place

2018-04-23 16:34:18 UTC  

^

2018-04-23 16:34:22 UTC  

>AprΒ 23,Β 2018

>Offline Guilds

>ResolvedΒ - The root cause here was that one of our guild servers crashed unexpectedly and the automated recovery hit a bug we were fixing last week but haven't deployed the fix for yet. This issue stalled the recovery, leading to the extended degradation of service we saw here.

That Vegan guy was calling me BRO on VC <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-04-23 16:34:37 UTC  

lol

2018-04-23 16:34:43 UTC  

GG

2018-04-23 16:34:44 UTC  

🀣

2018-04-23 16:35:07 UTC  

Now we just need to convince him that you’re a chav

2018-04-23 16:35:17 UTC  

That's how Discord designs a distributed system: any single server failure brings down the whole network.

2018-04-23 16:35:19 UTC  

What if he just considered you to be his bro πŸ€”

2018-04-23 16:35:40 UTC  

at-least he wasn’t calling you β€œDAWG”.

Well turns out we were born in the same town

2018-04-23 16:36:01 UTC  

Hot

2018-04-23 16:36:13 UTC  

πŸ˜†

but he told me to not eat animals 😦

2018-04-23 16:36:51 UTC  

yeah, he does that.

My Flexitarian diet was not good enough either 😦

2018-04-23 16:37:20 UTC  

we’re you on when he first joined?

2018-04-23 16:38:09 UTC  

I want technology to revive extinct animal species, so I can eat them for an exotic taste experience.

Let's eat a T-Rex

2018-04-23 16:39:08 UTC  

If we had the tech to bring back extinct animals, we would also have the tech to make them all taste like chicken.

2018-04-23 16:39:23 UTC  

if they don't already <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-23 16:39:39 UTC  

woke

Otherwise known as Microwave Meals for one

2018-04-23 16:40:08 UTC  

Kanye west and Alex Jones?

2018-04-23 16:40:09 UTC  

No

2018-04-23 16:40:11 UTC  

Nooooo

These Mash Ups are out of control

2018-04-23 16:40:57 UTC  

OY

2018-04-23 16:43:23 UTC  

Man I bet Dodo would taste fucking delicious

2018-04-23 16:43:44 UTC  

#bringbackthedodobird