Message from @ophiuchus

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2018-10-17 04:07:35 UTC  

People around here ask me often if I'm Russian and I'm not sure why. There's a fair number of Russian immigrants and even some of them ask. Apparently I look it. One time a woman told me "you're too handsome to be British!" after asking

2018-10-17 04:08:01 UTC  

British people are generally pretty dumpy looking

2018-10-17 04:08:04 UTC  

F for the Brits

2018-10-17 04:08:23 UTC  

Those dumpies took over 1/5 of the world at one point...

2018-10-17 04:08:29 UTC  

british people can't pronounce their T's

2018-10-17 04:08:42 UTC  

The dark hair, light eyes combo is cool tho

2018-10-17 04:08:45 UTC  

Bridish

2018-10-17 04:08:48 UTC  

Very British isles coloration

2018-10-17 04:08:50 UTC  

bri'ish

2018-10-17 04:08:58 UTC  

Ooh

2018-10-17 04:09:04 UTC  

da brish pee pole

2018-10-17 04:09:18 UTC  

lol

2018-10-17 04:09:27 UTC  

that's how you perfect that accent, avoid all soft and hard t's

2018-10-17 04:09:57 UTC  

That’s a like. Low class British accent but it is definitely one of them

2018-10-17 04:10:15 UTC  

There are more British accents than American accents, which isn’t really surprising

2018-10-17 04:10:31 UTC  

I really like the working class British accent for some reason

2018-10-17 04:11:02 UTC  

My favorite is probably the like. Upper middle class accent. Not quite RP, but not completely casual.

2018-10-17 04:11:03 UTC  

working class British accent reminds me of holiday themed movies, or disney

2018-10-17 04:11:25 UTC  

I don’t think anyone still has that cockney accent anymore

2018-10-17 04:11:30 UTC  

I like MW's RP-ish Scottish accent

2018-10-17 04:11:41 UTC  

Also have you ever heard anyone from Liverpool

2018-10-17 04:11:41 UTC  

hah

2018-10-17 04:11:47 UTC  

Almost incomprehensible

2018-10-17 04:11:56 UTC  

Chavvy Birminghamers do

2018-10-17 04:12:42 UTC  

Birming’m

2018-10-17 04:12:46 UTC  

https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1052238152092581889
"And today Glenn Simpson took the 5th."

2018-10-17 04:13:03 UTC  

hah

2018-10-17 04:13:09 UTC  

I heard they were changing he name to Burming though, because ham isn't Halal.

2018-10-17 04:13:35 UTC  

ba doom tss

2018-10-17 04:14:36 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AViQWaE0lQQ Most leftist-faces I can imagine being used to iron-man the elites decision to ignore democratic desires for brexit

2018-10-17 04:16:11 UTC  

That's 30 years...that's a start.

2018-10-17 04:16:41 UTC  

Yeah amazing how blatant it is

2018-10-17 04:16:49 UTC  

She has the face of someone who totally won't stiff me on my delivery

2018-10-17 04:17:12 UTC  

@Balgias You're a pizzaman?

2018-10-17 04:17:15 UTC  

yeah

2018-10-17 04:17:26 UTC  

I dated a papa johns girl. Interesting stories

2018-10-17 04:17:34 UTC  

Ooooooh

2018-10-17 04:17:38 UTC  

Neat

2018-10-17 04:17:47 UTC  

I used to be a trucker but it doesn't pay, and I don't like camping out at truck stops for loads, even with my PC being setup fancy in the sleeper cabin