Message from @Extra Crispy

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2017-04-16 12:41:58 UTC  

how did you get shot in the hand?

2017-04-16 12:42:07 UTC  

A great way to concisely state all of that is simply: Constitutionalist

2017-04-16 12:42:12 UTC  

Good job, you're not a traitor

2017-04-16 12:42:25 UTC  

10/10

2017-04-16 12:42:25 UTC  

Dumbfuck dropped a cocked revolver made in 1915

2017-04-16 12:42:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/303148130365341706/chin49.png

2017-04-16 12:42:37 UTC  

so it shot two bullets?

2017-04-16 12:42:47 UTC  

No, but the bullet went in and then went out

2017-04-16 12:42:51 UTC  

you're fucking lucky it only shot you in the hand

2017-04-16 12:42:54 UTC  

Wanna see pics?

2017-04-16 12:42:56 UTC  

sure

2017-04-16 12:43:23 UTC  

Entry

2017-04-16 12:43:33 UTC  

Exit

2017-04-16 12:43:34 UTC  

wew

2017-04-16 12:43:51 UTC  

looks like it filled right in

2017-04-16 12:44:01 UTC  

your fat was quick to do the job eh

2017-04-16 12:44:02 UTC  

I am amazed at how fast it's healing

2017-04-16 12:44:08 UTC  

>fat

2017-04-16 12:44:15 UTC  

well

2017-04-16 12:44:28 UTC  

you'd be just as amazed to know how much of your body is meant to store energy

2017-04-16 12:44:37 UTC  

a lot of it could be considered fat

2017-04-16 12:44:40 UTC  

Good point

2017-04-16 12:45:02 UTC  

then there's bone, muscle all shoved in that bullethole

2017-04-16 12:45:12 UTC  

like a little tortillini

2017-04-16 12:45:15 UTC  

of meaty shit

2017-04-16 12:45:16 UTC  

Thankfully it missed all the bones, arteries, and major nerves

2017-04-16 12:45:27 UTC  

you could have died lol

2017-04-16 12:45:38 UTC  

Did snip a tertiary nerve running to the pinky though, so it's not numb but it's like perma pins n needles for nw

2017-04-16 12:45:46 UTC  

Lol yeah no shit

2017-04-16 12:45:56 UTC  

I'm just glad I'll continue enjoying full use of my hand

2017-04-16 12:46:13 UTC  

god that sounds like it'll be fun

2017-04-16 12:46:15 UTC  

I didn't even know I got shot

2017-04-16 12:46:17 UTC  

Just like

2017-04-16 12:46:21 UTC  

at least you didnt get it chainsawed off

2017-04-16 12:46:28 UTC  

"Fuck that was loud, why is my arm covered in blood?"

2017-04-16 12:46:30 UTC  

"Oh"

2017-04-16 12:46:30 UTC  

and then stapled back on

2017-04-16 12:46:33 UTC  

"Oh fuck"

2017-04-16 12:46:56 UTC  

Yeah that would be pretty unfortunate

2017-04-16 12:47:04 UTC  

how does that work anyway

2017-04-16 12:47:16 UTC  

is it even possible to just re-attach limbs like that