Message from @Omsomething

Discord ID: 446078081250099201


2018-05-15 22:20:24 UTC  

Quite typical response but you should try to do better.

2018-05-15 22:20:35 UTC  

This one is a libertarian @franti

2018-05-15 22:22:04 UTC  

What's ISIL?

2018-05-15 22:22:43 UTC  

Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant

2018-05-15 22:22:53 UTC  

Hmm

2018-05-15 22:23:53 UTC  

Well Muslim men want easy sex too right? They have a rape culture.

2018-05-15 22:24:36 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-15 22:27:34 UTC  

And Jesus was an incestual rape baby turned pedo.

2018-05-15 22:27:52 UTC  

So it's pretty deeply ingrained in our culture.

2018-05-15 22:28:21 UTC  

Not to mention all that drama with Judas which leaves one to wonder if there was more to the story.

2018-05-15 22:29:19 UTC  

What if the 70 virgins in heaven that ISIS fighters are promised are actually a bunch of dudes from r/Incels

2018-05-15 22:30:04 UTC  

In the Gospel of Mark and secret Gospel of Mark, there is a young guy Jesus sleeps with.

2018-05-15 22:31:37 UTC  

gay

2018-05-15 22:32:31 UTC  

@Omsomething
LOL, do you actually think that I'm obliged to say anything to you? I'm not.

2018-05-15 22:33:41 UTC  

No you are indeed not, and i am sure you have some good point which you do not want to share to us peons which means nothing.

2018-05-15 22:34:08 UTC  

No, I just don't want to waste time with this tbh, specially because I'm doing something better

2018-05-15 22:34:27 UTC  

I am sure you are doing something profoundly important.

2018-05-15 22:34:45 UTC  

Well, for me it is.

2018-05-15 22:35:02 UTC  

_nod nod_

2018-05-15 22:35:55 UTC  

@Deleted User
Yeah, pretty sure somewhere in Mexico you will find evidence of Jesus being gay, quite a few "Jesus"too.

2018-05-15 22:36:15 UTC  

@INNØS that would be hilarious

2018-05-15 22:36:26 UTC  

Why else could men in a church be considered 'brides of Christ'?

2018-05-15 22:37:21 UTC  

@Deleted User Accept Jesus into your heart. Let him cum inside you

2018-05-15 22:37:59 UTC  

And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth came to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.

2018-05-15 22:38:23 UTC  

lol

2018-05-15 22:39:14 UTC  

Gotta ride the rod to know God.

2018-05-15 22:41:28 UTC  

@INNØS taking that "holy spirit" to a whole new level huh?

2018-05-15 22:42:26 UTC  

The holy spirit is a euphemism for cum

2018-05-15 22:43:11 UTC  

Oof

2018-05-15 22:43:28 UTC  

Jesus was fabulous

2018-05-15 22:44:39 UTC  

Accept the holy spirit inside you

2018-05-15 22:45:09 UTC  

Have you guys seen the buzzfeed picture?

2018-05-15 22:45:32 UTC  

Jesus is gonna spank you dirty heathens

2018-05-15 22:46:09 UTC  

Where their writers were shocked to learn that they had low testosterone?

2018-05-15 22:49:17 UTC  

goddamn

2018-05-15 22:49:54 UTC  

What is an average of those levels on writer of any kind of publication? I am assuming a sitting job might have an effect.

Not to mention 'studies' like this are usually less than reliable.

2018-05-15 22:50:44 UTC  

what writers?

2018-05-15 22:51:43 UTC  

Apparently there was some news last year about some buzfeed peeps with low testo levels.