Message from @King Canuck

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2018-06-02 14:07:23 UTC  

Went to some place with geysers

2018-06-02 14:07:23 UTC  

@King Canuck stanly cup is american

2018-06-02 14:07:26 UTC  

Smelt like shit

2018-06-02 14:07:47 UTC  

We tried to drive to hobbiton but its all blocked off haha

2018-06-02 14:07:48 UTC  

BBQ > Poutine

2018-06-02 14:07:54 UTC  

YOU FUCKING WHAT

2018-06-02 14:08:01 UTC  

You a fucking leaf? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LEAFFAGS IN HERE?

2018-06-02 14:08:01 UTC  

TAKE TAHT BACK YOU HEATHEN

2018-06-02 14:08:05 UTC  

dude

2018-06-02 14:08:07 UTC  

look at my icon

2018-06-02 14:08:07 UTC  

You have to go to a town and pay $100nz to see hobbit houses

2018-06-02 14:08:15 UTC  

it's literally canadaball with a shittily photoshopped crown

2018-06-02 14:08:30 UTC  

He need a rake emote

2018-06-02 14:08:35 UTC  

day of rake now

2018-06-02 14:08:44 UTC  

🌬 🍁

2018-06-02 14:09:19 UTC  

feck

2018-06-02 14:09:22 UTC  

Daily reminder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/452473808188866560/Canada.png

2018-06-02 14:09:27 UTC  

lol

2018-06-02 14:09:30 UTC  

Why tho

2018-06-02 14:09:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/452473854128947210/rake_leaf_1480649093179.png

2018-06-02 14:09:35 UTC  

we have natural resources out the ass

2018-06-02 14:09:40 UTC  

We have tons of food and oil

2018-06-02 14:09:48 UTC  

and baby seal meat

2018-06-02 14:09:51 UTC  

You got current year PM

2018-06-02 14:09:59 UTC  

🇹🇷

2018-06-02 14:10:05 UTC  

That's your flag right?

2018-06-02 14:10:08 UTC  

Close enough tbh

2018-06-02 14:10:19 UTC  

Yeah Trudeau's facade is slowly cracking

2018-06-02 14:10:25 UTC  

🇭🇰

2018-06-02 14:10:31 UTC  

There we go

2018-06-02 14:10:34 UTC  

I htink he might've been the smartest of the three canidates but he's still not that great

2018-06-02 14:10:50 UTC  

the rundown last federal election went something like

2018-06-02 14:11:00 UTC  

The Canadian consevatives are politically inept

2018-06-02 14:11:28 UTC  

No lessons learned, no new ideas, but they expect people to vote for them

2018-06-02 14:11:44 UTC  

Conservatives: everything's fine, keep us in power, we're good, Also Trudeau's too young but he has nice hair.
NDP: *get rid of the Conservatives. Now.* also Trudeau's too young but he has nice hair.
Liberals: Free weed! Help immigrants! I'm handsome! Also I'm 42, not that young. :D

2018-06-02 14:11:49 UTC  

Same as aussie Liberals ("conservatives")

2018-06-02 14:11:52 UTC  

Trudeau won on a platform of three things

2018-06-02 14:12:05 UTC  

-Marilize Legajauana
-Handsome
-Legal Weed

2018-06-02 14:12:10 UTC  

Wait I fucked up

2018-06-02 14:12:13 UTC  

nah whatever

2018-06-02 14:12:21 UTC  

the third point was he's pierre trudeau's son