Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 452474437996904458


2018-06-02 14:09:22 UTC  

Daily reminder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/452473808188866560/Canada.png

2018-06-02 14:09:27 UTC  

lol

2018-06-02 14:09:30 UTC  

Why tho

2018-06-02 14:09:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/452473854128947210/rake_leaf_1480649093179.png

2018-06-02 14:09:35 UTC  

we have natural resources out the ass

2018-06-02 14:09:40 UTC  

We have tons of food and oil

2018-06-02 14:09:48 UTC  

and baby seal meat

2018-06-02 14:09:51 UTC  

You got current year PM

2018-06-02 14:09:59 UTC  

🇹🇷

2018-06-02 14:10:05 UTC  

That's your flag right?

2018-06-02 14:10:08 UTC  

Close enough tbh

2018-06-02 14:10:19 UTC  

Yeah Trudeau's facade is slowly cracking

2018-06-02 14:10:25 UTC  

🇭🇰

2018-06-02 14:10:31 UTC  

There we go

2018-06-02 14:10:34 UTC  

I htink he might've been the smartest of the three canidates but he's still not that great

2018-06-02 14:10:50 UTC  

the rundown last federal election went something like

2018-06-02 14:11:00 UTC  

The Canadian consevatives are politically inept

2018-06-02 14:11:28 UTC  

No lessons learned, no new ideas, but they expect people to vote for them

2018-06-02 14:11:44 UTC  

Conservatives: everything's fine, keep us in power, we're good, Also Trudeau's too young but he has nice hair.
NDP: *get rid of the Conservatives. Now.* also Trudeau's too young but he has nice hair.
Liberals: Free weed! Help immigrants! I'm handsome! Also I'm 42, not that young. :D

2018-06-02 14:11:49 UTC  

Same as aussie Liberals ("conservatives")

2018-06-02 14:11:52 UTC  

Trudeau won on a platform of three things

2018-06-02 14:12:05 UTC  

-Marilize Legajauana
-Handsome
-Legal Weed

2018-06-02 14:12:10 UTC  

Wait I fucked up

2018-06-02 14:12:13 UTC  

nah whatever

2018-06-02 14:12:21 UTC  

the third point was he's pierre trudeau's son

2018-06-02 14:12:22 UTC  

Weed lmao

2018-06-02 14:12:32 UTC  

and for those not leaf, pierre is probably in the top 3 most famous PMs of canada

2018-06-02 14:12:40 UTC  

and most successful

2018-06-02 14:12:43 UTC  

so nepotism?

2018-06-02 14:12:45 UTC  

Riding on daddys cotails I see

2018-06-02 14:12:47 UTC  

A little bit yeah

2018-06-02 14:12:52 UTC  

He never *said it*

2018-06-02 14:13:03 UTC  

But we all know he was implying familial skill

2018-06-02 14:13:15 UTC  

Justin is Castros son

2018-06-02 14:13:26 UTC  

He looks like castro don't he

2018-06-02 14:13:28 UTC  

But nah

2018-06-02 14:13:33 UTC  

he was born way before the trudeaus met castro

2018-06-02 14:14:13 UTC  

POINT IS

2018-06-02 14:14:20 UTC  

I don't think Canada is going to go full britain yet

2018-06-02 14:14:31 UTC  

16c

2018-06-02 14:14:32 UTC  

But we're probably going to slide easier than most countries