Message from @Uksio

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2018-07-06 05:21:54 UTC  

Murican

2018-07-06 05:21:59 UTC  

seal karate

2018-07-06 05:22:12 UTC  

not sure if people are meming or actually saying tae kwon do is not a practical self-defense style

2018-07-06 05:22:14 UTC  

@Somnio US Army and AF teach jiu jitsu/MMA

2018-07-06 05:22:16 UTC  

In the street awareness and fast legs are the best martial art

2018-07-06 05:22:23 UTC  

^

2018-07-06 05:22:27 UTC  
2018-07-06 05:22:34 UTC  

No -jutsu will save you from a street gang

2018-07-06 05:22:35 UTC  

I don't agree though

2018-07-06 05:23:38 UTC  

my Vepr 😍, she'd solve ALL my problems easily without needing jiu jitsu >///<

2018-07-06 05:23:41 UTC  

More like jew jitsu

2018-07-06 05:23:43 UTC  

You know which martial art I wanna learn?

2018-07-06 05:23:44 UTC  

jew-jitsu ensures that no one can challenge me due to my jewish lawyers

2018-07-06 05:23:49 UTC  

Bartitsu

2018-07-06 05:24:02 UTC  

@Somnio and you wonder why you got the big gay role

2018-07-06 05:24:02 UTC  

It's the Sherlock Holmes martial art

2018-07-06 05:24:05 UTC  

🤔🤔🤔

2018-07-06 05:24:06 UTC  

Haven't any of you guys watched Ip Man? It's not about the martial art, it's about how you practice.

2018-07-06 05:24:19 UTC  

Martial art will give you self-confidence and a good body physique, which in turn will make possible assailants skip your confident ass and move on to a victim that looks weaker

2018-07-06 05:24:30 UTC  

there's nothing big gay about loving a sexy woman in 7.62x39

2018-07-06 05:24:37 UTC  

Which martial art does it? any

2018-07-06 05:24:37 UTC  

Otherwise, get a concealed carry license

2018-07-06 05:24:49 UTC  

The best defence against people is start stripping down in front of them. Except for muslims

2018-07-06 05:24:54 UTC  

they will just enter regardless

2018-07-06 05:24:55 UTC  

@Deleted User remember this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/464663014549749771/ml.png

2018-07-06 05:24:56 UTC  

Okie

2018-07-06 05:24:56 UTC  

lol

2018-07-06 05:25:15 UTC  

yeh but a lot of thug are too dumb to properly know how to size someone up

2018-07-06 05:25:15 UTC  

There was a time when I was in a cab and the driver hit a car

2018-07-06 05:25:29 UTC  

*playing sheckle simulator*

2018-07-06 05:25:39 UTC  

I am in the merkelland, CCW verboten

2018-07-06 05:25:47 UTC  

The dude comes out as says in a Pakistani accent "I will fuck u and Ur family bro"

2018-07-06 05:26:03 UTC  

And I'm pretty sure he meant it literally

2018-07-06 05:26:04 UTC  

Runescape trading before GE was basically jew simulator

2018-07-06 05:26:09 UTC  

@Uksio Well, I'm sorry you live under tyranny

2018-07-06 05:26:17 UTC  

XD

2018-07-06 05:26:18 UTC  

So much fun convincing goyim to make poor purchases

2018-07-06 05:26:24 UTC  

Should I buy a gun

2018-07-06 05:26:31 UTC  

yes yes goyim this dragon longsword costs 1m

2018-07-06 05:26:37 UTC  

*rubs hands* &

2018-07-06 05:26:38 UTC  

I genuinely wish EU had US-like gun laws