I voted for hilary shits in her pants because the media told me to

yea the uk to need a huge turn around in politics as it is past insane

@Leeroy Amen

I thought it was crazy that he might win, but towards the end I started paying attention too all media outlets in australia talking shit about him then checked /pol/ for the first time in years

People think I am from UK because of my name *sad pepe*

@Deleted User really?

@HungBunny do you think i did?

@Deleted User Yeah

I must have then

Im gullible cunt fight me

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have been distrustfull for the media for years, as I rember the time the CIA did go nuke in irak and then ops my mistake when they was neck deep in shit and no nukes

@HungBunny Earth is flat and bleach tastes like orange juice

the Earth is flat but it reverses depending on what side you're on

I know for a fact bleach doesn't taste like that

Smarty

Sooo you only ingest liquid food now?

I have all ways wanted to go into a store with half a bottle of Lemon Bleach and say the the cashier "I'd like to return this, it tastes nothing like lemon"

XD

One time I tasted my shampoo cause it smelt like caramel

from working retail for years I had just gone sure and give your money back 😛

I did the same with the candy flavoured shampoo

@Nordhand could be a good money making scheem

I remember when I tasted soap as like 4y.o. because it smelled like something edible and sweet

How can it smell so good

> learning it the mannly way, the hard way

most chasiers dont care. they dont get payed so well they bother to care and just wants the day to end

I bet

True that

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

I always try to say something nice to cashiers to brighten up their day

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Same

I would not want that job for myself

I don't enjoy this

Clean the floors roomba

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Bad lobster!

I watched the new inventors show where the roomba got popular in aus

I ain't no Roomba!!!

Can I ride you