Message from @Valaska

Discord ID: 505969888255541258


2018-10-28 05:00:06 UTC  

when i trained muay thai there was this girl who was insanely strong and would beat me up

2018-10-28 05:00:22 UTC  

she was literally stronger than all the guys

2018-10-28 05:00:27 UTC  

it was really weird

2018-10-28 05:00:37 UTC  

... was she a lesbian?

2018-10-28 05:00:44 UTC  

I'm sensing a theme here tonight

2018-10-28 05:00:54 UTC  

no she was actually kinda hot and her boyfriend trained with her

2018-10-28 05:01:07 UTC  

does IE have theme nights on the server that i dont know about

2018-10-28 05:01:20 UTC  

no, no, this is just 'Lesbian Murder Stories' night

2018-10-28 05:01:26 UTC  

Spooky hours

2018-10-28 05:01:29 UTC  

@Sherlock Is this her?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/505969334015754241/Screen_Shot_2018-10-27_at_10.00.58_PM.png

2018-10-28 05:01:35 UTC  

lmao

2018-10-28 05:01:36 UTC  

🎃

2018-10-28 05:01:44 UTC  

if so

2018-10-28 05:01:45 UTC  

no this girl was really tall and thin

2018-10-28 05:01:46 UTC  

hubba hubba

2018-10-28 05:01:54 UTC  

she was like 6'1

2018-10-28 05:01:55 UTC  

somebody has a Jack-O-Lantern just like that near me

2018-10-28 05:03:10 UTC  

Kick koba

2018-10-28 05:03:14 UTC  

And just invite him back

2018-10-28 05:03:32 UTC  

koba must not be deterred

2018-10-28 05:03:41 UTC  

Tfw cache of exotic pets

2018-10-28 05:04:22 UTC  

I know two of the steam tunnel entrances near here

2018-10-28 05:04:29 UTC  

and I have _zero_ desire to go down there

2018-10-28 05:04:52 UTC  

I reallllly like this song

2018-10-28 05:05:17 UTC  

wut

2018-10-28 05:05:37 UTC  

godamn, remind me to stay the fuck away from Virginia

2018-10-28 05:05:46 UTC  

Lesbians have the highest rate of abuse of any orientation pairing

2018-10-28 05:06:05 UTC  

i wonder why lesbos beat each other up so much

2018-10-28 05:06:11 UTC  

we sure Patrick C doesn't have a stash of bodies in his house Sicario style?

2018-10-28 05:06:22 UTC  

@Sherlock Softball is a savage culture

2018-10-28 05:06:31 UTC  

I'm just saying: that state definitely isn't a normal place

2018-10-28 05:06:34 UTC  

dude softball chicks are so hot

2018-10-28 05:06:42 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Is that because black couples dont cause perpetual abuse since blacks tend to kill their partners?

2018-10-28 05:07:07 UTC  

Nemets just relaying all the stories that make us want to never go near a state ever again

2018-10-28 05:07:30 UTC  

@Sherlock My sister played basketball at a high level. She says softball is the most lesbian, followed by soccer, followed by basketball (moderately gay) followed by track (mostly straight) and volleyball (very straight).

2018-10-28 05:07:31 UTC  

I'll take my luck with WV. 'least there I'll just get a normal monster killing me

2018-10-28 05:07:51 UTC  

hey now no interstate chauvinism

2018-10-28 05:07:55 UTC  

@FACINEMA Blacks don't stick around long enough to fight often.

2018-10-28 05:07:59 UTC  
2018-10-28 05:08:28 UTC  

hey, when VA gets their version of Moth Man killing people, I'll give you guys credit for those cryptid kills