ah. I always think about frankie boyle talking about a junkie carrying a giant spoon instead of a torch if the Olympics went to Scotland 😄

when someone mentions scotland

sounds like home away from h ome

12 inches higher and you might have chopped the end off your nob

Damn how long do you think my leg is? I did get the tip in that one

Just the mind and only for a second

@Jamie let's not forgot the brown woman that `fell down the stairs` accompanied by her husband and her husband's brother

I'm assuming a 3 inch penis

there's always at least one of those in a&3

what is the deal with those particular brothers and hating their sisters anyway?

it's a problem intrinsic to that specific beliefs system

I guess the testimony of two men is worth four times that of a woman

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh yeah, always one of them in A&E @Dust

I’ll tell you about someone who was in A&E when I was there, they passed out seconds after walking in

there's always one extremely fat white woman with like 8 kids running up and down the place and her best friends

just fucking shouting at each other about the stupidest shit

Imagine it - They’d been to the dentist yesterday and had a couple teeth removed and it’d been sore, then he got punched in the face earlier today. Really sore head and face, then passes out on entry to A&E “HES GOT DIABETES TOO GUYS !”

Ended up having to get emergency bed through for em

it's fucking stupid

free health care, for the literal scum of society

and people who aren't wealthy enough for private get fucked over

Oh we all know the fat lady, who looks like they might be on the dole to say the least

socialism <:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

Lower-middle class are shagged

that's me

The next generation will figure something out I believe

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I'm the 1% of lower middle class lol

I mean my parents have a combined salary of about 26/27k a year

earning too much to get welfare but not enough to actual have a decent life

Yeah the just about managing, that’s why I hate progressive taxation systems

That and the unfairness obviously

The system is setup for abuse

Intentional

If you’re earning something just above the bracket you do worse than people just sitting doing fuck all

Honestly, see if the tories were real conservatives and not some bs centrist party, I reckon we wouldn’t have as bad a problem

Problem is that it’s no longer frowned upon to not work, it’s incentivised. If you’re able to work and do not seek work and take benifits, after a certain amount of time those should be removed

so, they just give welfare to people without that person having to prove they're somehow disabled and can't work?

Well if they’re able to work they should have a transition period surely before you don’t get anything

man you don't have to tell me @Jamie