@Papa Pizzagate you abandoned us and we had to do the banner ourselves

Dude, my work is like an airport terminal today. It would seem that these people missed the memo that I'm only *pretending* to work today, so I can talk to my Nice, Respectable Group of Friends™.

@Jawa how can I abandon something I never took part in to begin with?

“MMMMMHMMMM! AND THE DEVIL SAID UNTO THEE ‘NO DLC!’ SO THE LORD SAID, MEET ME AT TILTED TOWERS WHERE WE WILL GO OVER THE BOOK OF YEET AND GANG WEED.”

*”PRAISE THA LORD!”*

X

praise be

PRAISE

BE

praise be

what are those

it's from John Oliver's televangelist episode

and yes I watch john oliver and yes i think he's funny

🤔

HALLELUJAH PRAISE BE THE ALMIGHTY PARADOX INTERACTIVE

It was on that hill In Bethesda Maryland God came before Todd Howard and spoke thusly: "You are my son and you must spread my word. You will make games that will sloely becoming casual trash, but yet you will still be loved. Be hated for the sins of your gamer consumers"

Praise be to Todd

I must find out when this "yeet" became a thing... 🤔

Todd Howard is the second coming change my mind

@Kingfish *PRAISE!*

peace be upon him (Todd)

I think I feel it

I think i feel the holy dlc giving me the power of tongues

Gksais salamirss aojnr kinabq iianntl

do you speak dova?

Skyrim was pretty bad ngl

^

Had to mod that shit for three days to feel like an actual rpg

Wolfenstein was overhyped as well

I'm a morrowind nibba

Wolfein(((stein)))

@Deleted User Dova...speech that is actually violence... right wing btfo'd <:nervous:359009898115104770>

After hundreds years of toil the gamer is still not free. The gamer is crippled by the shackles of oppression and still has not achieved equal rights to that of the nongamers. For hundreds of years the gamer has languished by himself in material poverty by the fruits of his labor where stolen by the nongamer. I say to you my fellow gamers is the bank of justice bankrupt. I think not, there will come a time when we as gamers we'll receive our just rewards for our toil. I say to you brothers we must achieve our parity of equal rights without becoming guilty of the very crimes set against us . My brothers I say to you I have a dream.

oof

Where my N'wahs at

You're awake

The virgin gamer vs the chad d &d player

*“BROTHERS AND SISTERS LEMME TELL YOU WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO... WE HAVE LEARNED TO UNSUBCONCENTIOUSLY TO SOCIETIZE AND RADICALIZE THE EUPHORITIZE SATAN AND HIS TERRIBLE SEQUELS. CAN I GET A AMEN?”*

**AMEN**

HALLELUJAH

The guards say we've reached the Ethnostate

***PRAISE BE***