Message from @Barry N. Terdastein

Discord ID: 447888844251987970


2018-05-20 22:27:31 UTC  

what really

2018-05-20 22:27:32 UTC  

Ouch

2018-05-20 22:27:34 UTC  

@Shid Cat ur mum.

2018-05-20 22:27:40 UTC  

I’ve got great skincare advice though lads if anyone suffers

2018-05-20 22:27:42 UTC  

Weez tawkin already

2018-05-20 22:27:46 UTC  

I better clean up my browsing history.

2018-05-20 22:27:46 UTC  

My area of expertise

2018-05-20 22:28:12 UTC  

@gangweeder sez the lad with bitch tits

2018-05-20 22:28:29 UTC  

I had horrific acne and it took so much trial and error to fix I know what works

2018-05-20 22:28:50 UTC  

I even went on that roaccutane that everyone kills themselves on

2018-05-20 22:28:54 UTC  

@gangweeder im just giving u a hard time m8

2018-05-20 22:29:00 UTC  

I know bro it’s fine

2018-05-20 22:29:08 UTC  

Bullying makes people better

2018-05-20 22:29:20 UTC  

Sweat is an exfoliant

2018-05-20 22:29:30 UTC  

folier...

2018-05-20 22:29:36 UTC  

Nah sweating is good but keeping it on your face is hella bad

2018-05-20 22:29:48 UTC  

You need alpha hydroxyl acids

2018-05-20 22:29:53 UTC  

And beta hydroxyl acids

2018-05-20 22:29:54 UTC  

@gangweeder rub sand on it

2018-05-20 22:30:00 UTC  

Chemical exfoliants

2018-05-20 22:30:21 UTC  

U think women care a lot about a man with really good skin tho?

2018-05-20 22:30:44 UTC  

Not really, more being able to take care of a family.

2018-05-20 22:30:52 UTC  

Oh, we're talking about thots, aren't we?

2018-05-20 22:31:01 UTC  

Most urbanites have skin issues and a pocked face makes you look sickly and ill

2018-05-20 22:31:08 UTC  

Ding! And pick her up like her daddy used to

2018-05-20 22:31:29 UTC  

Acne makes you look sick and not like a potential mate

2018-05-20 22:32:00 UTC  

Same for razor burn or any other type of dermatological issue

2018-05-20 22:33:14 UTC  

I bet if Gallop did a poll were they measured attractive couples vs unattractive couples 8/10 unattractive would not be able to pick their woman up whilst 10/10 attractive would be able to pick their woman up and hold her

2018-05-20 22:34:03 UTC  

Yeah but it’s more than just appearance of physical strength

2018-05-20 22:34:19 UTC  

The 2nd most important feature is the face

2018-05-20 22:34:48 UTC  
2018-05-20 22:35:51 UTC  

Haha shots at nicks hairline

2018-05-20 22:36:05 UTC  

felllas

2018-05-20 22:36:28 UTC  

still laughing at what happened yesterday

2018-05-20 22:36:39 UTC  

My hairline is worse. An Undercut and pushed back works quite well to hide it. Though Nick wouldn't suit a Undercut

2018-05-20 22:36:42 UTC  

@Barry N. Terdastein if I show you how much I can pinch can you estimate my body fat I don’t have any callipers

2018-05-20 22:37:28 UTC  

I have great hair rn very very thick but I’m destined to be bald

2018-05-20 22:37:42 UTC  

@gangweeder no i cant

2018-05-20 22:38:10 UTC  

I don’t own any callipers

2018-05-20 22:38:24 UTC  

And I don’t wanna buy them just to find out I’m a fat fuck