@Alex Kolchak - NY i saw that they were protecting some christian (maronite) churches

in Syria

from the FSA

well damn

Why do they call it a caravan instead of a mob

Or a horde

Greetings Rick and Morty fan club.

@Alex Kolchak - NY http://archive.is/I5oSG

@⚡Clark⚡ or an invasion.

i was wrong, it was not FSA and not Syria but the argument stands

They call it a caravan because that sounds non threatening.

always knew Shiites were the more civilized ones

🌲 🌲 Pine Tree Gang 🌲 🌲

They always have been...as "civilized" as Islam gets at least.

(Although pines don't actually take that shape)

not saying I want them here, but if you listen to Iranian or Syrian leaders, they’re an order of magnitude smarter and more nuanced than the inbreds in the Gulf states

they will in the ethnostate

@missliterallywho the 🌲 is now official symbol of the Royal House of Assad

@YourFundamentalTheorum No.

@missliterallywho yes.

I’m fighting for a e s t h e t i c pine trees

what are you fighting for?

Pine Tree Twitter overrules

@Alex Kolchak - NY Anything will be possible once we aren't being subverted by Schlomo and sucked dry by Tyrone and his 7 illegitimate children.

@Alex Kolchak - NY i fight for Assad and pine trees

@Alex Kolchak - NY Spruces and firs tend to be perfect Christmas tree shapes, but pines are more blobby

Do i have 7 children I don't pay for or control media/banking? @YourFundamentalTheorum If I do, I'm not using any of that to my advantage.

@missliterallywho this is true. White and red pines in the Quetico-Superior country are very amorphous

@YourFundamentalTheorum I think he was slightly exaggerating for effect, but he’s not wrong...

Alex gets the hyperbole, great job.

80 iq gang rise up

*stands*

@Alex Kolchak - NY but yeah Lebanon actually has a confessional government

that is certain offices are reserved for certain religions

like the President is always a Maronite

https://gardenerspath.com/plants/landscape-trees/identifying-conifers/

Unironically interesting read

and the Speaker of parliament (I think) is always a Shiia

the president of Lebanon is Christian?

yes

always

that's literally the constitution

mind unironically blown