Fun fact: Lebanon doesn’t have any desert

doesn't hezbollah control lebanon

ik Jordan is a kingdom

they’re getting steamrolled in the comments. Not sure if that’s all /ourguys/ or if the normies actually got their jimmies rustled by this

I don’t know if they control Lebanon, but they operate out of Lebanon. I think they’re more like paramilitary. Israel tried to roll into Lebanon with tanks and got BTFO by hezbollah.@YourFundamentalTheorum

@Nerv - VA based and redpilled. I think they are also a political party and let me check if they are in control of lebabnon

they have a paramilitary wing and a political wing

they’re a popular party among Lebanese Shia Muslims, but they’re not the dominant force in Lebanese government, at least not numerically

speaking of which, here’s some Assadwave
https://m.soundcloud.com/ghost_producer_division/axis-of-resistance

@Alex Kolchak - NY i saw that they were protecting some christian (maronite) churches

in Syria

from the FSA

well damn

Why do they call it a caravan instead of a mob

Or a horde

Greetings Rick and Morty fan club.

@Alex Kolchak - NY http://archive.is/I5oSG

@⚡Clark⚡ or an invasion.

i was wrong, it was not FSA and not Syria but the argument stands

They call it a caravan because that sounds non threatening.

always knew Shiites were the more civilized ones

🌲 🌲 Pine Tree Gang 🌲 🌲

They always have been...as "civilized" as Islam gets at least.

(Although pines don't actually take that shape)

not saying I want them here, but if you listen to Iranian or Syrian leaders, they’re an order of magnitude smarter and more nuanced than the inbreds in the Gulf states

they will in the ethnostate

@missliterallywho the 🌲 is now official symbol of the Royal House of Assad

@YourFundamentalTheorum No.

@missliterallywho yes.

I’m fighting for a e s t h e t i c pine trees

what are you fighting for?

Pine Tree Twitter overrules

@Alex Kolchak - NY Anything will be possible once we aren't being subverted by Schlomo and sucked dry by Tyrone and his 7 illegitimate children.

@Alex Kolchak - NY i fight for Assad and pine trees

@Alex Kolchak - NY Spruces and firs tend to be perfect Christmas tree shapes, but pines are more blobby

Do i have 7 children I don't pay for or control media/banking? @YourFundamentalTheorum If I do, I'm not using any of that to my advantage.

@missliterallywho this is true. White and red pines in the Quetico-Superior country are very amorphous

@YourFundamentalTheorum I think he was slightly exaggerating for effect, but he’s not wrong...

Alex gets the hyperbole, great job.

80 iq gang rise up

*stands*

@Alex Kolchak - NY but yeah Lebanon actually has a confessional government