Message from @Sphanz

Discord ID: 605080136274018334


2019-07-08 10:26:48 UTC  

Good job, @linbuz

2019-07-08 10:27:02 UTC  

It was nice meeting you.

2019-07-08 15:34:27 UTC  

.ban @linbuz

2019-07-08 15:34:27 UTC  

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***linbuz#1141 was banned***

2019-07-08 15:34:36 UTC  

He won

2019-07-10 12:55:56 UTC  

minimum wage raised to $15 - in turn pay increases for those who are said to be the most valuable to their company, and they reap the benefits of an increase in wage. This is turn causes the firing of millions who do not have any jobs available. This also means kids aren't going to be able to find any work while they are youth. There will be no opportunity for those trying to dig themselves out of a hole, those who could not afford college, there will be no opportunity for anyone who did not perform well in school to elevate themselves and get into a higher social class. They'll be government subsidized and they will receive unemployment at extremely low rates. In turn, outside of larger cities, smaller cities start to decay. Those in poverty only become worse off. In return towns can't generate any taxes and public works decay as a result. THe success of people within towns will be minimal, and if financial situations get even worse, the state might have to step in. If the state fails (as low population/tax places like Montana, Alaska, Florida would likely be susceptible to) the federal government then will have to step in and make decisions for the people. They will have to fund everything. Some states may retain their independence from the government but many will become simply a puppet. A government on that size can not maintain itself without escalating into a Soviet style government, as it is forced to take direct control over poor regions, and the larger economy begins to fail. Forget about public healthcare, there will be no healthcare for the vast majority of Americans.

2019-07-11 09:27:57 UTC  

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

2019-07-13 19:53:55 UTC  

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

2019-07-13 22:37:19 UTC  

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2019-07-21 00:43:46 UTC  

People that can’t get off their lazy fucking asses and work, but still go out and steal from hard working people that worked their asses off to get what they have fucking pisses me off.
Makes me wish public executions were still a thing
100 years ago a quick drop and sudden stop would have put an end to that shit real quick.
There’s more than a few people I wish I could see swinging in the middle of town.
Call me old fashioned but most judicial punishments aren’t enough
And lethal injection is too quick of a way to die for most that receive it
In Texas you can still be hung for cattle rustling I think, but it hasn’t been done in 100 or so years.
So don’t steal a loaded livestock truck in Texas, you might get hung.
Don’t steal anything in Texas, you’ll probably be shot by everybody in a 15 mile radius if you’re caught
Same thing here in GA but there’ll be 3 or 4 gays that start crying about it.

2019-07-28 03:36:45 UTC  

Eradicate the Jews and you eradicate the subversive upper classes. Eliminate the furries you eliminate half of homosexuals and the remaining subversive upper classes
I wanna edit "The Eternal Jew" into a parody video called "The Eternal Furry"
Because think of it furries are the juden of the internet
Hentai Haven went down for a month becauseowner blew funds on fursuit.

Furries have been expelled from at least 109 websites and discord servers

Discord moderators spotted at conventions and have defended cub porn. Purging entire servers for criticism of furries.

The repeated scams of JasonAfex akin to Rockefeller

Unlike the humble 4Charyan Arbeiter the Furden Bourgeoisie is more likely to be in a wealthy line of work

They make up less than 1% of North America and Europe's populations yet are the most prevalent and represented subculture group in media. Even subverting other subcultures like weeaboos with catgirls

Furry gods worshipped by hedonistic Egyptians and most Pagan ideologies

Just like Jews they support Communism (ANTIFA furries and furaffinity which endorses them) which murdered tens of millions

2019-07-28 05:09:59 UTC  

why is just us 3

2019-07-28 05:10:02 UTC  

theres like 12 other furries

2019-07-28 05:10:15 UTC  

do i sense targetting

2019-07-28 11:37:47 UTC  

he is mad cuz pirates are wiping space floor with his sandy ass

2019-07-28 11:42:17 UTC  

hmm

2019-07-28 11:42:41 UTC  

furfag got account on furaffinity and wears antifa clothes

2019-07-28 11:42:57 UTC  

<:thonk:585892802471395338>

2019-07-28 16:01:19 UTC  

@Fried Feel free to tag other furfags

2019-07-28 16:52:26 UTC  

The same discord staff who defended cub for discord is also a pedophile btw. The fucker is too good at hiding things for there to be any evidence online.

2019-07-29 08:27:14 UTC  

NO

2019-07-29 13:24:08 UTC  

i mean

2019-07-29 13:24:19 UTC  

the ones that defended cub got fired

2019-07-29 13:24:22 UTC  

but ok

2019-07-29 20:46:19 UTC  

nope

2019-07-29 20:46:24 UTC  

they didn't

2019-07-29 20:47:29 UTC  

discord still uses allthefox's email (the guy who defended cub)

2019-07-30 20:52:34 UTC  

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

2019-07-30 21:45:44 UTC  

Hello gomrades! XDDDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. XDDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :DDDD
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all lol. When capitalists run away we win and I kill you all. Eventually the functions of state cease and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
https://www.gommies.gom/fug/
https://www.gommies.gom/starve/

GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohfugme/

It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
https://www.gommies.gom/ohshid/
https://www.gommies.gom/1984/
https://www.gommies.gom/guck/
https://www.gommies.gom/probaganda/
https://www.gommies.gom/XDDDD/
https://www.gommies.gom/wheresfood/
https://www.gommies.gom/benis/

-----------------------------------------
Da sdages of gommunism.

>Sdage one
Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.

>Sdade two
Withering
All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. Money is all ours.

>Sdage three
Gommunism.
No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.

2019-08-02 23:57:53 UTC  

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2019-08-03 22:49:58 UTC  

So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2019-08-05 00:12:53 UTC  

is that something terry a davis said

2019-08-05 00:12:58 UTC  

i read it in his voice

2019-08-05 01:41:35 UTC  

yes

2019-08-09 13:36:12 UTC  

Not funny I didn't laugh. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

2019-08-09 13:56:04 UTC  

Viktor

2019-08-09 20:13:20 UTC  

LMAO you pathetic racists never fail to... oh what's the point? Guaranteed (you)s? Momentary recognition from people I'll never know, and who don't even know me? Bait for newfriends? Blindly following tradition for the sake of some stability in a world gone insane, deluding myself into thinking there's somewhere I belong, all the while refusing to post in store prices?
Even /pol/ humor threads don't make me laugh anymore. Humor threads. It's spelled humour everywhere in the world except America. The original pasta wasn't even a Canadian, it was a burger with a proxy. My life is a lie.
Face it, most of us sad virgins are infinitely more washed up than any poc will ever be. We're on the right side of history, but we won't be remembered that way. We'll be remembered as losers who couldn't get over it. The last hold out of reason in a world gone mad.
It's a futile venture really. I'm leaving this place and never coming back.

2019-08-09 20:23:37 UTC  

Is this really an allegory for white nationalism? The message seems so clear now, but I’ll break it down for you guys. You see, when Sneed is selling his seed and feed, is it really the products of livestock feed and crop seeds that he is selling, or is he selling the IDEA of feed and seed, or to put it more plainly, of feedING and seedING? In this second interpretation, the famous duo of seed and feed are being interpreted as an action rather than a product. You see, this action of feeding and seeding can be directly linked to something all white men strive to feed and seed, that being white women. A key facet of white nationalism is that of FEEDING aka providing for your women, so that she may allow you to SEED her and raise her children who you will in turn FEED, and later be FED by(though hopefully you will be neither be seeding or being seeded by your children, cause that would be weird haha ew gross haha). It’s quite clever by the simpsons writer when you really break it down like this, and even more clever when you consider chuck, who’s is the former. Chuck used to just suck and fuck, living his life in the moment and for no purpose. But through pride in his own race he evolved to become SNEED and FEED and SEED white women rather than be sucked and fucked by mutts. Thoughts? I personally think SNEED is super incredibly BASED through this logical interpretation and we should all strive to FEED and SEED our own women.

2019-08-11 00:09:33 UTC  

someone put this on a google docs page so we're not fucked if this channel gets fucked again. these are some pretty good pasta noodles

2019-08-11 01:34:42 UTC  

@Sphanz i've been collecting pasta for the past two years

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542427382955638794/609922611631226892/Uber_pasta.txt