I honestly can't be be fucked waiting in line for a wine. lol

@RetardO ExtremeO gas

Stone him

Reminder that anyone who rationalizes dick tingles is a weak animal of a man

Cultural Christians are cancerous

Don't give into temptations

Have fun being enslaved by fucking cumming lmao

MUH Dick ruins marriages

God clearly states "Do not have sex before marriage"

How can people mix this up with "Welll...... SOME is okay....."

https://youtu.be/kx8FZRooIeU

"Listen Big Guy, Creator of The Universe, Savior of Mankind, I know I'm not supposed to do this and all, but um, I want to cum, so sorry God"

I think he's also referring to when you're married

Well if you're married (and it's with your wife obviously) go right ahead

But if you're not, stop that shit

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1000204320502177793

Now that's powerful

that's a pretty good photoshop

paid someone to meme him

Nick status: owned

imagine going onto youtube with the name sage311x to talk about a guy's dad's nose

that seems like it would be really gay

yet someone did it

and thought they werent being gay

wow

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other discors, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten discords in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry

"This isn't fake. apparently..."

Dancing to sandstorm is peak chad

lol

schuhplattler to johann strauss is peak chad

i want reparations for my mk ultra mind enslavement

hey

whats with all the new people

Yesterday was a call in

none of them will type in the chat until theres another one

fags

tfw cant shoah people from chat

im new. hi

Yo! My baby sitter is a vampire!!!

she is probably gangstalking u too