Message from @esotericpazuzuism

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2019-06-02 21:57:28 UTC  

Why does my cat basically want to fuck me when I've just taken a shower and shaved?

2019-06-02 21:57:31 UTC  

She goes NUTS.

2019-06-02 21:58:20 UTC  

She bites me like if I'm made of cat food.

2019-06-03 10:43:40 UTC  

You're finally clean enough to eat?

2019-06-03 18:36:16 UTC  

I guess, LoL.

2019-06-03 18:36:35 UTC  

She loves me A LOT when I've just taken a shower, it's so weird.

2019-06-04 18:17:38 UTC  

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2019-06-17 17:28:30 UTC  

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2019-06-28 03:22:42 UTC  

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2019-06-30 14:19:58 UTC  

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2019-07-03 03:14:12 UTC  

@Fully Buckminstered shibes are just as goofy irl as they on the internet

2019-07-12 07:35:36 UTC  

#NotADog.

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2019-07-14 03:11:10 UTC  

@Seatoast Apparently a dip in the ocean washes off and completely replaces the skin microbiome. Perhaps an ocean bath would reduce your basset's body odour, unless it's mainly caused by metabolism.

2019-07-14 03:11:27 UTC  

Dogs tend to love playing at the beach.

2019-07-15 19:14:03 UTC  

PETA has officially proposed that Pamplona's Running of the Bulls should be changed to "people dressed as T-Rex" instead of normal and fighting bulls.

2019-07-15 19:15:02 UTC  

Someone should tell them that the fucking point is to move the bulls from their temporary house to the bullring and that running with the bulls is dangerous because of the high pace and the inherent danger due to their massive size, horns and overall violence.

2019-07-15 19:17:31 UTC  

640kg and can run the half-mile on normal streets as fast as an Olympic runner.

2019-07-15 19:19:53 UTC  

The farms (different one for every day of the festivities) treat their bulls basically how you'd treat a pro athlete: they have a diet, they train (they make them run over half-mile around 8-9 times a day) and they get some non-lethal bullring action when young so they aren't weirded out by the crowd.

2019-07-16 09:43:20 UTC  

Yikes.

2019-07-16 09:43:30 UTC  

You ever been in one of these bull runs?