Message from @esotericpazuzuism

Discord ID: 592494771768131609


2019-05-20 04:17:18 UTC  

HOOMAN IN DANGER!!!!

2019-05-23 23:49:03 UTC  

My Yorkie attacked me then just acted like the spoiled pup he is

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2019-05-25 12:33:09 UTC  

What kind of milkshake did he throw at you?

2019-06-02 21:57:28 UTC  

Why does my cat basically want to fuck me when I've just taken a shower and shaved?

2019-06-02 21:57:31 UTC  

She goes NUTS.

2019-06-02 21:58:20 UTC  

She bites me like if I'm made of cat food.

2019-06-03 10:43:40 UTC  

You're finally clean enough to eat?

2019-06-03 18:36:16 UTC  

I guess, LoL.

2019-06-03 18:36:35 UTC  

She loves me A LOT when I've just taken a shower, it's so weird.

2019-06-04 18:17:38 UTC  

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2019-06-17 17:28:30 UTC  

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2019-06-28 03:22:42 UTC  

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2019-06-30 14:19:58 UTC  

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2019-07-03 03:14:12 UTC  

@Fully Buckminstered shibes are just as goofy irl as they on the internet

2019-07-12 07:35:36 UTC  

#NotADog.

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2019-07-14 03:11:10 UTC  

@Seatoast Apparently a dip in the ocean washes off and completely replaces the skin microbiome. Perhaps an ocean bath would reduce your basset's body odour, unless it's mainly caused by metabolism.

2019-07-14 03:11:27 UTC  

Dogs tend to love playing at the beach.

2019-07-15 19:14:03 UTC  

PETA has officially proposed that Pamplona's Running of the Bulls should be changed to "people dressed as T-Rex" instead of normal and fighting bulls.

2019-07-15 19:15:02 UTC  

Someone should tell them that the fucking point is to move the bulls from their temporary house to the bullring and that running with the bulls is dangerous because of the high pace and the inherent danger due to their massive size, horns and overall violence.

2019-07-15 19:17:31 UTC  

640kg and can run the half-mile on normal streets as fast as an Olympic runner.