Message from @esotericpazuzuism
Discord ID: 579498427067662346
SHIT AN ACTUAL UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR OF MY AREA BELIEVES:
· The UK empire was structured using some project by a Catalan guy
· The USA's push for independence was also an idea taken from another Catalan guy
· Catalans invented firearms
· William Shakespeare, Leonardo da Vinci, Cristóbal Colón, Miguel de Cervantes and Erasmus were either Catalan or born from 2 Catalan parents
· Renaissance? Heavily influenced by Catalan artists
· Spain's Reconquista? Led by Catalans
· Masonry? Catalan too
Who cares?
He's still getting a monthly salary out of 🇪🇸's taxpayers.
Ah, Catalonia
🤢
- How would you conquer the Aztecs?
- I cannot do in the Aztecs in Tenochtitlan because then some will say that he fell from the pyramid of sacrifices. You have to take him to the most distant point in Mesoamerica and, if possible, to some deep jungle, very remote. And there you blow him into pieces with the arquebus, you use all the rounds, not one, because if you show you are a skilled shooter they will call you Spanish genocide. You were in a state of violent and conquering catholicism, you blew him into pieces, you used all the rounds, you kicked him all over, just to show your allegiance to Carlos I, got me? Besides, you gotta have a bottle of La Rioja wine in hand, have a bit of tabacco from the Western Indies, get fucked, and then you go to the Inquisition court like that... You are unchargeable, my brother, you will be free in 10 days.
The original is even crazier, it's some Argentinian dude at a gun show explaining how you should kill a home invader in order to be free ASAP. http://youtu.be/o_pg6KFR1YU?t=33
a mentally ill one
@Deleted User - You've just reminded me of this awful piece of shit. http://youtu.be/yLKZtppbm_Q
First RLM, now you.
I guess "Pep" has something up his ass... <:Thoughts:408715607555702784>
So people complain about spoilers, right? 🇪🇸's biggest TV show magazine back in August 1982 said this about an upcoming Dallas episode:
"Finally, next Tuesday, they shoot JR twice"
Still 🇪🇸, different magazine, different show (Verano Azul) and it's February 1987:
"Chanquete dies this Sunday"
For the Spanish 80s kids, Chanquete's death is still one of the most iconic TV deaths of their lives. 😂
Junior
Joe Rogan
Roe Jogan
Or that Texas soap opera “Dynasty?”
@Bowman151 - Sorry, it was either Dynasty or Dallas, I don't know that much about TV shows of that time.
It's from Dallas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._Ewing
