@Deleted User wow, no shit. Hope you didn't get beat up. I was watching the Duerst the Worst livestream and seemed pretty nasty

I spent ten years working for a heartless multinational corporation while volunteering for a scojus group in the most pozzed city in this country. Let me tell ya. The robber baron and the moral busybody agree on something very important. You are a replaceable cog in the machine they both operate. To be used up and replaced as frequently as possible.

But first, fruitcake with Alton Brown.

Fruit cake?

I made his red velvet cake this morning

Don't knock it until shove it's delicousness down your throat Vargas

Back in thirty. Gotta call my wife.

and talk to my wife's son

That's depressing

That I made in her womb with my epic level virility.

Don't forget to offer him fruit cake.

Finally another father

#DadNationalism

Just shot him right up in that uterus. No ovum involved. So I guess technically he's not her son. Since it's 100% my DNA

That's not how it works.

It is when you do it right 😛

+60 virility due to fruit cake

#ChadDadRight

Ya damn right.

back in 30 my dudes

A Dad is a Chad who follows through

Red velvet cake is delicious though.

It was yeah

I don't use mayo to make icing though because I am a human being.

who
the
fuck
uses
mayo

Wypepo

everyone who loves delicious, well constructed sandwiches

red velvet uses a cream cheese frosting

You would be surprised what is in what you eat

Yes the mayo is for the chocolate frosting

i bake so using mayo is sacrilege to me

in any frosting. it's only good for potato, chicken, and egg salad

I bake too

Pies cakes

Bread

Mostly just to prove men are technically superior

some ppl are just better cooks, doesn't matter who they are. like i'm better at makin cakes, frosting and baked goods than one of my male frinds, but he's better at cookin meatx

My wife is much better at breast feeding than me though

As it turns out sex and gender are real