God I get my wife pregnant every time she isn't

Statement two was that I was going to see star wars with my wife this weekend.

Good job, I've failed to do that.

I heard it was shit

I don't think Jim comes across as father material.

I even know when she is ovulating because that's my fetish. Unfortunatly when she is ovulating hasn't been a good time for us for the last year or so. We've both been working to much and don't get to see her.

I can only read what is said, not what is meant.

I know

lol

"She's ovulating"

Look simple formula

But if you say things back to back on discord it comes out looking like one thing.

like this

bananna speedo

Peen+vegene= human bean

Lol Grumplebee

Saving that gem.

I have to have a child every two years to reach my goal before my wife's uterus is the cursed earth

LMAO

Goals.

What is your goal?

I want as many as possible, but I got a late start and life problems.

Here I am struggling with my relationships at 27. I got betrayed.

Seven, our third is under production and we expect delivery to be Next spring

7?!!

This is what happens when we give women rights

What?

@Grumplebee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5AJ5xGaIdM

How can you afford them??

They are less expensive than people think

Especially when you differentiate needs from wants

kids aren't that expensive, it's true.

But the living condition have to be tight no?

What do they get for Christmas?

My parents raised 3 and my dad never even worked a steady job and we did just fine

I have 1600' finished house

And 900' sq unfinished basement

They get plenty

More than they need for sure.

What, if anything, do you have against people of different races being together?