Only men and illogical men

the cat?

And Whiskey

you want pics of the cat?

Yes. Show me the cat.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/701/376/f05.gif

Then don't blow your cover stacy

anyone have some steak?

dogs like steak

See? Talking bull about a cat on the window.

Dogs are naturally vegan

They protest all the time

They're against wearing real fur

she seems to know what phones are cause she looked up at it when i took the picture

dude, if i never gave my dogs steak i would die in 24hrs. they aint vegan lol

How do we know that is THE window cat?

https://img.memecdn.com/birthday-fsteak---artist-akairot_o_6688657.jpg

my cats wear collars

All good girls should be collared.

Nah

those are my two cats

So it's a she. Looks like a tortie

A lady should only adorn her nexk with silver and pearls

agreed

Or emeralds if she has green eyes and Sapphire if blue

Opals for my vrey eyed qts

i think she is only like a year old, very small compared to my other two

I was gonna crack a dirty neck lace joke but nvm

O whiskey I am taken

OK. I believe your cat story. Welcome. You're not a bot. Lol

I'm not a home wrecker! I know. I just have a less filter right now.

Ok compromise. https://www.hautelookcdn.com/products/FGM-44/large/6632806.jpg Which is actually what I gave my wife when we got married.

That's right

On our wedding day

I gave my wife

a pearl necklace

wait you still thought i was a bot?