Message from @Valet the Clown

Discord ID: 393180200801796096


2017-12-20 22:55:23 UTC  

Pushing Daisies? I was so heartbroken when it got cancelled.

2017-12-20 22:55:24 UTC  

Too bad it only got two seasons better than most stuff on TV

2017-12-20 22:55:35 UTC  

It was amazing.

2017-12-20 22:57:01 UTC  

https://youtu.be/_lQ8ZQbu_mU
I feel culturally appropriated.
Is that even the correct way to say it? Lol

2017-12-20 22:57:20 UTC  

Speaking of my wife. I'm not getting home until late. I'm going to blast this song on her bluetooth speaker about thirty seconds before I enter the bedroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K5b-JNc7E

2017-12-20 22:58:04 UTC  

Lol!

2017-12-20 22:59:34 UTC  

After tonight they're going to change the name of today from Wednesday tow Lewdsday

2017-12-20 23:00:28 UTC  

But when you actually listen to the song it's the anthem of the passive molestive male feminist ally. I'm going to pretend I'm nice and safe so I can get in your pants.

2017-12-20 23:00:46 UTC  

Meanwhile I'm over here and the only promise I'm making to the ladies is that I will not hover hand them.

2017-12-20 23:01:30 UTC  

(also note he wants to get in their pants because he knows there's no way these wamins will be wearing a dress/skirt)

2017-12-20 23:01:45 UTC  

or as my wife likes to call them "easy access for my convenience"

2017-12-20 23:02:51 UTC  

That's a deep analysis.

2017-12-20 23:05:17 UTC  

It would be hilarious if twitter's plan to purge is just to ban everyone that likes/ r/t's that.

2017-12-20 23:12:15 UTC  

Hey @nuPlissken give killroy drama link

2017-12-20 23:13:03 UTC  

Jim should be there soon

2017-12-20 23:15:38 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHA

2017-12-20 23:16:42 UTC  

"""""""""""""""""""""""BASED"""""""""""""""""""""""""" MAMA"""""""""""""""""""""""""

2017-12-20 23:17:03 UTC  

She's 70% tits

2017-12-20 23:17:44 UTC  

Mate, her tits are sagging, she only has her hips.

2017-12-20 23:18:05 UTC  

Still doesn't mean they ain't yuge

2017-12-20 23:18:24 UTC  

I've seen bigger and jucier.

2017-12-20 23:18:48 UTC  

True

2017-12-20 23:19:05 UTC  

@Constantine can't believe I missed it. (((Delta))) is too gay to have working internet.

2017-12-20 23:19:53 UTC  

Why everyone woman besides Whiskey, is a bitch?

2017-12-20 23:20:16 UTC  

What's the opposite of soy?

2017-12-20 23:21:10 UTC  

Onions?

2017-12-20 23:21:23 UTC  

Do women eat onions?

2017-12-20 23:21:50 UTC  

Beef?

2017-12-20 23:22:14 UTC  

They say it raises your T level, meat increases your muscle mass.

2017-12-20 23:23:13 UTC  

T level is super important. i know from experience.

2017-12-20 23:23:23 UTC  

Damn this is such a bunch of crap

2017-12-20 23:24:25 UTC  

Complaining little child

2017-12-20 23:24:37 UTC  

What?

2017-12-20 23:25:55 UTC  

Oh this drama stream

2017-12-20 23:26:27 UTC  

Oh

2017-12-20 23:29:14 UTC  

Confession: I ate a fruit cake / cupcake thing from 7-11 in bangkok and it was delicious

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393183091427901442/20171221_060637.jpg

2017-12-20 23:29:30 UTC  

Delish!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393183160512282634/20171221_060925.jpg

2017-12-20 23:32:41 UTC  

That is amuch nicer 7-11 than I have ever seen in the u.s.

2017-12-20 23:38:51 UTC  

Worski is just a right wing keemstar isn't he?