Dammit, what woman stuff are you wasting money on now

Not kidding.

Only about the drunk part though.

Is smelling like booze a new trend in the US?

It doesn't leave a smell behind. I don't know what the alcohol is there for since that dehydrates but I just had to buy it.

sweet, you do you!

Just had to share for the novelty of it.

We need to find you a nice man @Whiskey-Vargas

Do you want kids? All my friends are trad

Yes I do but that's a hard thing to ask for apparently. Lol

@Valet the Clown ^

Don't cuck the Serp!

Serpico is 12 compared to me. Lol He's a kid.

ouch

Beggars can't be choosers

Me a beggar? I'm not begging for anything.

I was a late bloomer too. Talk to him when he's 25 and you'll be mad you didn't pounce when you had the chance

Idk

I prefer an American. I'm done with foreigners. Huge mistake on my part.

Well you're in the right discord. We need to set up a separate channel for your suitors, lol

The beauty of the internet

Lol! That's very kind. I need time to heal from this breakup. I need to learn to trust again.

Just don't become a raging lesbian

Sounds like a plan

If anything I'll just be that lady with a house full of animals. "Just me and my cats!". Lol

ayyy! When you get to my age Friends posting pics of taking their kids trick-or-treating seem to be doing a lot better than friends posting pics drinking wine with their cats

What if I want to take my cats trick-or-treating and drink wine with my kids

that's the bugman life right there, lmao

Lol he's asking the real questions.

Well I am Italian. 30% of our blood is composed of wine

And spaghetti.

Normie tier pasta

In vino veritas

With marinara sauce

Vodka sauce is best

Am I the only pleb who drinks beer only?

What kind of beer?

I like German beer. Also Yuengling.

selection is pretty limited in Thailand, but usually these bad boys

in the US, usually just Milwuakee's Best

There's this Dragon's Milk stout that comes from the Netherlands. I like it a lot