I can't help but feel a little bit guilty. Not sure why.

a week ago my dad was talking about something similar, he was saying "if you're gonna immigrate here legally, you gotta learn to speak English."

Wish I could say that bluntly but I would get fired.

How much is on the line?

My career. I'm a massage therapist. We all take turns in the front so we can rest our hands and such. I'm coming across all the diversity we all cherish and love. I'm getting the most dumbest questions on the phone.

You should come to Thailand and learn Thai-style massages for professional purposes. Turn it into a vacation.

Oh damn

Well you always have a backup plan

I bought a body scrub with whiskey in it. So I can be soft and drunk at the same time. Lol

lolwut

Dammit, what woman stuff are you wasting money on now

Not kidding.

Only about the drunk part though.

Is smelling like booze a new trend in the US?

It doesn't leave a smell behind. I don't know what the alcohol is there for since that dehydrates but I just had to buy it.

sweet, you do you!

Just had to share for the novelty of it.

We need to find you a nice man @Whiskey-Vargas

Do you want kids? All my friends are trad

Yes I do but that's a hard thing to ask for apparently. Lol

@Valet the Clown ^

Don't cuck the Serp!

Serpico is 12 compared to me. Lol He's a kid.

ouch

Beggars can't be choosers

Me a beggar? I'm not begging for anything.

I was a late bloomer too. Talk to him when he's 25 and you'll be mad you didn't pounce when you had the chance

Idk

I prefer an American. I'm done with foreigners. Huge mistake on my part.

Well you're in the right discord. We need to set up a separate channel for your suitors, lol

The beauty of the internet

Lol! That's very kind. I need time to heal from this breakup. I need to learn to trust again.

Just don't become a raging lesbian

Sounds like a plan

If anything I'll just be that lady with a house full of animals. "Just me and my cats!". Lol

ayyy! When you get to my age Friends posting pics of taking their kids trick-or-treating seem to be doing a lot better than friends posting pics drinking wine with their cats

What if I want to take my cats trick-or-treating and drink wine with my kids

that's the bugman life right there, lmao

Lol he's asking the real questions.

Well I am Italian. 30% of our blood is composed of wine

And spaghetti.