Message from @nuPlissken

Discord ID: 393538827995709441


2017-12-21 19:36:20 UTC  

You're like 12. You're trying to find yourself. Lol

2017-12-21 19:39:12 UTC  

But I'm 20😩

2017-12-21 19:42:06 UTC  

I may be a bad person for this but I made a client fill out a form and didn't help them fill it out. They asked if we had a Spanish one and I told them we only have in English. I'm not speaking Spanish to her. Learn!

2017-12-21 19:42:35 UTC  

Not a bad person at all

2017-12-21 19:43:14 UTC  

If she is an old lady i'll help her, if she is on her 20's no.

2017-12-21 19:46:43 UTC  

I can't help but feel a little bit guilty. Not sure why.

2017-12-21 19:55:12 UTC  

a week ago my dad was talking about something similar, he was saying "if you're gonna immigrate here legally, you gotta learn to speak English."

2017-12-21 19:58:39 UTC  

Wish I could say that bluntly but I would get fired.

2017-12-21 19:59:18 UTC  

How much is on the line?

2017-12-21 20:04:41 UTC  

My career. I'm a massage therapist. We all take turns in the front so we can rest our hands and such. I'm coming across all the diversity we all cherish and love. I'm getting the most dumbest questions on the phone.

2017-12-21 20:05:47 UTC  

You should come to Thailand and learn Thai-style massages for professional purposes. Turn it into a vacation.

2017-12-21 20:06:07 UTC  

Oh damn

2017-12-21 20:06:41 UTC  

Well you always have a backup plan

2017-12-21 22:57:10 UTC  

I bought a body scrub with whiskey in it. So I can be soft and drunk at the same time. Lol

2017-12-21 22:57:36 UTC  

lolwut

2017-12-21 22:57:55 UTC  

Dammit, what woman stuff are you wasting money on now

2017-12-21 22:57:57 UTC  

Not kidding.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/393537609349201921/IMAG0270.jpg

2017-12-21 22:58:37 UTC  

Only about the drunk part though.

2017-12-21 23:00:43 UTC  

Is smelling like booze a new trend in the US?

2017-12-21 23:01:47 UTC  

It doesn't leave a smell behind. I don't know what the alcohol is there for since that dehydrates but I just had to buy it.

2017-12-21 23:02:48 UTC  

sweet, you do you!

2017-12-21 23:05:19 UTC  

Just had to share for the novelty of it.

2017-12-21 23:11:35 UTC  

We need to find you a nice man @Whiskey-Vargas

2017-12-21 23:11:45 UTC  

Do you want kids? All my friends are trad

2017-12-21 23:22:52 UTC  

Yes I do but that's a hard thing to ask for apparently. Lol

2017-12-21 23:35:54 UTC  
2017-12-21 23:37:30 UTC  

Don't cuck the Serp!

2017-12-21 23:42:23 UTC  

Serpico is 12 compared to me. Lol He's a kid.

2017-12-21 23:42:36 UTC  

ouch

2017-12-21 23:42:40 UTC  

Beggars can't be choosers

2017-12-21 23:43:31 UTC  

Me a beggar? I'm not begging for anything.

2017-12-21 23:43:58 UTC  

I was a late bloomer too. Talk to him when he's 25 and you'll be mad you didn't pounce when you had the chance

2017-12-21 23:44:25 UTC  

Idk

2017-12-21 23:45:08 UTC  

I prefer an American. I'm done with foreigners. Huge mistake on my part.

2017-12-21 23:45:39 UTC  

Well you're in the right discord. We need to set up a separate channel for your suitors, lol

2017-12-21 23:46:35 UTC  

The beauty of the internet

2017-12-21 23:47:05 UTC  

Lol! That's very kind. I need time to heal from this breakup. I need to learn to trust again.

2017-12-21 23:47:32 UTC  

Just don't become a raging lesbian

2017-12-21 23:48:11 UTC  

Sounds like a plan

2017-12-21 23:48:32 UTC  

If anything I'll just be that lady with a house full of animals. "Just me and my cats!". Lol

2017-12-21 23:49:54 UTC  

ayyy! When you get to my age Friends posting pics of taking their kids trick-or-treating seem to be doing a lot better than friends posting pics drinking wine with their cats