Message from @Grumplebee

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2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

^

2018-01-05 04:11:26 UTC  

That's based eb

2018-01-05 04:11:33 UTC  

We still machine gun hogs

2018-01-05 04:11:39 UTC  

And use explosives

2018-01-05 04:11:46 UTC  

And miniguns

2018-01-05 04:12:06 UTC  

Dude

2018-01-05 04:12:08 UTC  

Send me one

2018-01-05 04:12:25 UTC  

I want that thing as a pet

2018-01-05 04:12:27 UTC  

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

2018-01-05 04:12:31 UTC  

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

2018-01-05 04:12:32 UTC  

Don't

2018-01-05 04:12:47 UTC  

They noise they make is fucking shit

2018-01-05 04:13:12 UTC  

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

2018-01-05 04:13:34 UTC  

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

2018-01-05 04:13:40 UTC  

Our possums make horiffic noises.

2018-01-05 04:13:47 UTC  

So do ours,.

2018-01-05 04:13:51 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:05 UTC  

Fuck possums and raccoons equally

2018-01-05 04:14:18 UTC  

Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.

2018-01-05 04:14:25 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:29 UTC  

Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol

2018-01-05 04:14:30 UTC  

I've seen 3 in my life time

2018-01-05 04:14:44 UTC  

Two going down the highway

2018-01-05 04:14:49 UTC  

And one in person from a deer stand

2018-01-05 04:15:02 UTC  

Possoms? See them all the time here.

2018-01-05 04:15:10 UTC  

Mountain lion

2018-01-05 04:15:24 UTC  

Shot more possums then I can count

2018-01-05 04:15:27 UTC  

Cats however

2018-01-05 04:15:30 UTC  

Fuck that

2018-01-05 04:15:31 UTC  

That is freaking cute

2018-01-05 04:15:45 UTC  

Only seen them at the zoo. But I could hear them from my grandfather's place when I was a kid.

2018-01-05 04:16:07 UTC  

We have a lot of then that come up from Mexico

2018-01-05 04:16:13 UTC  

Bandicoots keep our lawn clear of corby grubs.

2018-01-05 04:16:35 UTC  

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

2018-01-05 04:16:56 UTC  

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

2018-01-05 04:17:24 UTC  

I think it's a little american shrew.

2018-01-05 04:17:36 UTC  

(On someone's finger tip.)

2018-01-05 04:17:49 UTC  

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.