Message from @Seatoast
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Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.
Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.
Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.
Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao
Bandicoots are a fucking thing
I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.
Don't those only live in Tasmania now.
Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.
For quite a while, yes.
I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else
Also that's not even a joke
What the heck is a pademelon?
Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.
Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.
^
That's based eb
We still machine gun hogs
And use explosives
And miniguns
Send me one
I want that thing as a pet
Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.
It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!
Don't
They noise they make is fucking shit
Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am
I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.
Our possums make horiffic noises.
So do ours,.
Yeah
Fuck possums and raccoons equally
Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.
Yeah
Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol
I've seen 3 in my life time
Two going down the highway
And one in person from a deer stand
eastern barred bandicoot
http://www.aus-blick.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WMA088_Eastern-Barred-Bandicoot.jpg
https://www.zoo.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/zv_carousel_large/public/EBB-nite-threat-spec-web620.jpg?itok=U26j0A1E
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/09/10/1226133/761159-eastern-barred-bandicoot.jpg
http://m4.i.pbase.com/g4/73/838473/2/141183874.sPR5e6qL.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/37/92/af37920dda04a96a7ca2682452299d48.jpg
Possoms? See them all the time here.