Message from @Seatoast

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2018-01-05 04:07:07 UTC  

Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.

2018-01-05 04:08:06 UTC  

Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.

2018-01-05 04:08:35 UTC  

Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.

2018-01-05 04:09:02 UTC  

Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao

2018-01-05 04:09:25 UTC  

Bandicoots are a fucking thing

2018-01-05 04:09:43 UTC  

I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.

2018-01-05 04:09:58 UTC  

Don't those only live in Tasmania now.

2018-01-05 04:10:03 UTC  

Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.

2018-01-05 04:10:12 UTC  

For quite a while, yes.

2018-01-05 04:10:39 UTC  

I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else

2018-01-05 04:11:01 UTC  

Also that's not even a joke

2018-01-05 04:11:03 UTC  

What the heck is a pademelon?

2018-01-05 04:11:06 UTC  

Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

^

2018-01-05 04:11:26 UTC  

That's based eb

2018-01-05 04:11:33 UTC  

We still machine gun hogs

2018-01-05 04:11:39 UTC  

And use explosives

2018-01-05 04:11:46 UTC  

And miniguns

2018-01-05 04:12:06 UTC  

Dude

2018-01-05 04:12:08 UTC  

Send me one

2018-01-05 04:12:25 UTC  

I want that thing as a pet

2018-01-05 04:12:27 UTC  

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

2018-01-05 04:12:31 UTC  

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

2018-01-05 04:12:32 UTC  

Don't

2018-01-05 04:12:47 UTC  

They noise they make is fucking shit

2018-01-05 04:13:12 UTC  

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

2018-01-05 04:13:34 UTC  

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

2018-01-05 04:13:40 UTC  

Our possums make horiffic noises.

2018-01-05 04:13:47 UTC  

So do ours,.

2018-01-05 04:13:51 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:05 UTC  

Fuck possums and raccoons equally

2018-01-05 04:14:18 UTC  

Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.

2018-01-05 04:14:25 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:29 UTC  

Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol

2018-01-05 04:14:30 UTC  

I've seen 3 in my life time

2018-01-05 04:14:44 UTC  

Two going down the highway

2018-01-05 04:14:49 UTC  

And one in person from a deer stand

2018-01-05 04:15:02 UTC  

Possoms? See them all the time here.