Message from @Seatoast
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Marmite is disgusting and tastes like Vegemite that has gone off.
So does that apply to like carrying a giant maglite during the day to fend off aboos
Come to Australier! We took the "r" off the end of beeah and put it at the end of Australier!
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@ebowden what's the most Australian situation you have been in?
Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.
Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.
Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.
Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao
Bandicoots are a fucking thing
I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.
Don't those only live in Tasmania now.
Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.
For quite a while, yes.
I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else
Also that's not even a joke
What the heck is a pademelon?
Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.
Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.
That's based eb
We still machine gun hogs
And use explosives
And miniguns
Dude
Send me one
I want that thing as a pet
Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.
It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!
Don't
They noise they make is fucking shit
Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am
I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.
Our possums make horiffic noises.
So do ours,.
Yeah
Fuck possums and raccoons equally
Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.
Yeah