Message from @Whiskey-Vargas

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2018-01-05 04:04:12 UTC  

If you have even a multi-tool with an un-locked blade in it, you need a "genuine reason" to be carrying it.

2018-01-05 04:04:17 UTC  

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? America is not sinless by any means culinarly (I own a box of celery flavored jell-o i found at a garage sale) but jesus christ. It's like you looked at british food and said "Oi 'old me beeah mate."

2018-01-05 04:04:38 UTC  

What's the difference in flavor with Marmite?

2018-01-05 04:05:10 UTC  

Marmite is disgusting and tastes like Vegemite that has gone off.

2018-01-05 04:05:25 UTC  

So does that apply to like carrying a giant maglite during the day to fend off aboos

2018-01-05 04:05:50 UTC  

Come to Australier! We took the "r" off the end of beeah and put it at the end of Australier!

2018-01-05 04:06:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/398688628982939649/Snapchat-293626354.jpg

2018-01-05 04:06:19 UTC  

Related

2018-01-05 04:07:03 UTC  

@ebowden what's the most Australian situation you have been in?

2018-01-05 04:07:07 UTC  

Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.

2018-01-05 04:08:06 UTC  

Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.

2018-01-05 04:08:35 UTC  

Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.

2018-01-05 04:09:02 UTC  

Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao

2018-01-05 04:09:25 UTC  

Bandicoots are a fucking thing

2018-01-05 04:09:43 UTC  

I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.

2018-01-05 04:09:58 UTC  

Don't those only live in Tasmania now.

2018-01-05 04:10:03 UTC  

Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.

2018-01-05 04:10:12 UTC  

For quite a while, yes.

2018-01-05 04:10:39 UTC  

I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else

2018-01-05 04:11:01 UTC  

Also that's not even a joke

2018-01-05 04:11:03 UTC  

What the heck is a pademelon?

2018-01-05 04:11:06 UTC  

Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC  

^

2018-01-05 04:11:26 UTC  

That's based eb

2018-01-05 04:11:33 UTC  

We still machine gun hogs

2018-01-05 04:11:39 UTC  

And use explosives

2018-01-05 04:11:46 UTC  

And miniguns

2018-01-05 04:12:06 UTC  

Dude

2018-01-05 04:12:08 UTC  

Send me one

2018-01-05 04:12:25 UTC  

I want that thing as a pet

2018-01-05 04:12:27 UTC  

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

2018-01-05 04:12:31 UTC  

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

2018-01-05 04:12:32 UTC  

Don't

2018-01-05 04:12:47 UTC  

They noise they make is fucking shit

2018-01-05 04:13:12 UTC  

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

2018-01-05 04:13:34 UTC  

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

2018-01-05 04:13:40 UTC  

Our possums make horiffic noises.

2018-01-05 04:13:47 UTC  

So do ours,.

2018-01-05 04:13:51 UTC  

Yeah