Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

We just kinda do whatever down here

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

Like a fucking house cat

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

OMG Grumplebee no

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

That's fire

I really want a wolf

Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.

Gas

Later, when my dad was in college the guy and his wife disappeared.

Lol!

I'll probably pull the trigger on one within the year

Will post results

Oh no. I can see where this is going..

Turned out that they had let some charles manson type. Convinced her to leave her husband. But before they did they threw him in the lion cage.

Wtf

Oh my god nope

That's metal as fuck

By the time anyone got it sorted they had to do surgery on the lions to figure it out.

I'm screaming

My dad was friends with one of the veternary students that assisted on that surgery.

To fix the damage to their buttholes.

lol

Whisky you come off as a girl. Is my intuition correct?

That's pretty much the end of the story. I've tried looking it up, but there is no info online about it. I know it was in the papers at the time.

It wasn't that scary. Or presented in a very scary fashion.

I identify as a triangle. (Musical instrument)

As far as I know the tiger guy is still chilling

Interesting

It's the mental images I was getting as I was reading it.

I thought everyone knew I'm a female.

Wanna hear my spoopy alien story when I was innawoods hunting

I don't have a lot a time to be on here unfortunately

NO PLEASE DONT

On a car trip so I got time

I'm leaving I swear

Alright so