Message from @Seatoast

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2018-01-05 04:16:35 UTC  

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

2018-01-05 04:16:56 UTC  

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

2018-01-05 04:17:24 UTC  

I think it's a little american shrew.

2018-01-05 04:17:36 UTC  

(On someone's finger tip.)

2018-01-05 04:17:49 UTC  

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.

2018-01-05 04:18:10 UTC  

I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.

2018-01-05 04:18:20 UTC  

I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound

2018-01-05 04:18:21 UTC  

I get scared easy don't start.

2018-01-05 04:19:57 UTC  

The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people

2018-01-05 04:20:00 UTC  

With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?

2018-01-05 04:20:12 UTC  

I'm Texas is basically a free for all

2018-01-05 04:20:31 UTC  

There is at least 1 tiger in my city

2018-01-05 04:20:52 UTC  

And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant

2018-01-05 04:21:03 UTC  

Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC  

They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:21:23 UTC  

Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

2018-01-05 04:21:25 UTC  

We just kinda do whatever down here

2018-01-05 04:21:39 UTC  

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

2018-01-05 04:22:04 UTC  

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

2018-01-05 04:22:10 UTC  

Like a fucking house cat

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC  

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC  

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

2018-01-05 04:22:47 UTC  

OMG Grumplebee no

2018-01-05 04:23:04 UTC  

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

2018-01-05 04:23:16 UTC  

That's fire

2018-01-05 04:23:22 UTC  

I really want a wolf

2018-01-05 04:23:34 UTC  

Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.

2018-01-05 04:23:48 UTC  

Gas

2018-01-05 04:23:48 UTC  

Later, when my dad was in college the guy and his wife disappeared.

2018-01-05 04:23:50 UTC  

Lol!

2018-01-05 04:24:07 UTC  

I'll probably pull the trigger on one within the year

2018-01-05 04:24:17 UTC  

Will post results

2018-01-05 04:24:34 UTC  

Oh no. I can see where this is going..

2018-01-05 04:24:42 UTC  

Turned out that they had let some charles manson type. Convinced her to leave her husband. But before they did they threw him in the lion cage.

2018-01-05 04:24:59 UTC  

Wtf

2018-01-05 04:25:02 UTC  

Oh my god nope

2018-01-05 04:25:03 UTC  

That's metal as fuck

2018-01-05 04:25:38 UTC  

By the time anyone got it sorted they had to do surgery on the lions to figure it out.

2018-01-05 04:26:03 UTC  

I'm screaming

2018-01-05 04:26:03 UTC  

My dad was friends with one of the veternary students that assisted on that surgery.