Message from @Seatoast
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I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now
@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?
I think it's a little american shrew.
(On someone's finger tip.)
What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.
I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.
I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound
I get scared easy don't start.
The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people
With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?
I'm Texas is basically a free for all
There is at least 1 tiger in my city
And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant
Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.
They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.
Yeah
Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.
We just kinda do whatever down here
And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.
Last I heard the guy kept it in his house
Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.
I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger
OMG Grumplebee no
When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.
That's fire
I really want a wolf
Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.
Gas
Later, when my dad was in college the guy and his wife disappeared.
Lol!
I'll probably pull the trigger on one within the year
Will post results
Oh no. I can see where this is going..
Turned out that they had let some charles manson type. Convinced her to leave her husband. But before they did they threw him in the lion cage.
Wtf
Oh my god nope
That's metal as fuck
By the time anyone got it sorted they had to do surgery on the lions to figure it out.
I'm screaming
My dad was friends with one of the veternary students that assisted on that surgery.