Message from @Whiskey-Vargas

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2018-01-05 04:14:30 UTC  

I've seen 3 in my life time

2018-01-05 04:14:44 UTC  

Two going down the highway

2018-01-05 04:14:49 UTC  

And one in person from a deer stand

2018-01-05 04:15:02 UTC  

Possoms? See them all the time here.

2018-01-05 04:15:10 UTC  

Mountain lion

2018-01-05 04:15:24 UTC  

Shot more possums then I can count

2018-01-05 04:15:27 UTC  

Cats however

2018-01-05 04:15:30 UTC  

Fuck that

2018-01-05 04:15:31 UTC  

That is freaking cute

2018-01-05 04:15:45 UTC  

Only seen them at the zoo. But I could hear them from my grandfather's place when I was a kid.

2018-01-05 04:16:07 UTC  

We have a lot of then that come up from Mexico

2018-01-05 04:16:13 UTC  

Bandicoots keep our lawn clear of corby grubs.

2018-01-05 04:16:35 UTC  

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

2018-01-05 04:16:56 UTC  

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

2018-01-05 04:17:24 UTC  

I think it's a little american shrew.

2018-01-05 04:17:36 UTC  

(On someone's finger tip.)

2018-01-05 04:17:49 UTC  

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.

2018-01-05 04:18:10 UTC  

I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.

2018-01-05 04:18:20 UTC  

I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound

2018-01-05 04:18:21 UTC  

I get scared easy don't start.

2018-01-05 04:19:57 UTC  

The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people

2018-01-05 04:20:00 UTC  

With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?

2018-01-05 04:20:12 UTC  

I'm Texas is basically a free for all

2018-01-05 04:20:31 UTC  

There is at least 1 tiger in my city

2018-01-05 04:20:52 UTC  

And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant

2018-01-05 04:21:03 UTC  

Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC  

They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC  

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:21:23 UTC  

Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

2018-01-05 04:21:25 UTC  

We just kinda do whatever down here

2018-01-05 04:21:39 UTC  

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

2018-01-05 04:22:04 UTC  

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

2018-01-05 04:22:10 UTC  

Like a fucking house cat

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC  

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC  

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

2018-01-05 04:22:47 UTC  

OMG Grumplebee no

2018-01-05 04:23:04 UTC  

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

2018-01-05 04:23:16 UTC  

That's fire

2018-01-05 04:23:22 UTC  

I really want a wolf

2018-01-05 04:23:34 UTC  

Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.