Message from @Seatoast
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Fucking kill me now
Ohh but not just his kid
I mean, at least it would explain S O M E of her Mary Sue abilities
His kid that he created on his own using the force.
Stop, please, I can see them in the boardroom now
He just got a big bowl of midichlorians....
F
Squeezed out a big bowl of that alien tiddie milk then nutted into it
splurt
Jaina Solo OP
Don't make me think about Mark Hammils O face
Get that shit out of the canon it's too pretty.
We need grimey purple haired wammins.
I don't know how much longer I can take Rose. Someone needs to ice that conceited bitch
I actually love that look on his face. Like he's specifically trying to gross her out.
My boi Marky Mark knew how shit this movie was going to be, and he just went for it.
Another good thing about this movie. Hamill's gotten better at acting over the last forty years.
Dropping bombs in space
K
Arming said bombs while still not over the target and in some of the slowest, most poorly designed ships in the galaxy in a tight formation
Akbar is right there. He invented the B wing. Why are there no b-wings?
Yeah, those things were designed to hit dreadnoughts
The resistance is supposed to be a thing because Leia, et all couldn't convince the Republic that the First Order exists. Which is why they don't have a lot of resources. But how could they not know if they have so many huge ass ships.
Also, the dumbest thing about the new trilogy is how easy the galaxy is to conquer apparently.
Not to mention the entire planet that the first order turned into a superweapon. They weren't exactly being subtle about what they were doing
Yeah, I chalk all that up to overcompensating for the prequels. "No politics, ever." Appears to be the rule. Even when it doesn't make sense.
The first thing leia should have done when the fired that thing was call up anyone with power and influence she knew (a lot) and said "do you believe me now?"
Also why did "A yes, 'reapers'" have to be the one thing they cribbed from mass effect?
Wait, there were reapers?
Wait, what?
No, that just seemed to be the rest of the galaxy's response to Leia talking about the first order.
Oh man
It would have been so great if they turned her into the Star Wars version of Alex Jones.
I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' EWOKS GAY!
Here I'm thinking there was a weird cross over.
Lmao needed that laugh bee 👌
Disney is so pathetic should've just let the series die imo
We have to go back and stop Lucas from selling the rights to Disney.