Message from @Phillip Wiglesworth - FL

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2018-11-13 22:58:13 UTC  

The police said they launched an investigation in the past but noting came of it.

2018-11-13 22:58:37 UTC  

This has happened to me numerous times before... Over the last 3 years before i was even involved in IE.

2018-11-13 22:58:59 UTC  

And noting has ever come about because of posters.

2018-11-13 23:03:13 UTC  

True story: we had a fraternity whose pet rooster got loose one night, and it was wreaking havoc and mayhem for several city blocks, running all over the damn place attacking people walking their dogs, jogging, etc. We got 9-1-1 calls for hours. We literally had like 6 officers chasing this damn thing for an hour and a half until they finally gave up...they couldn't find it. So, the Sergeant on duty had one of the rookie officers put out a BOLO (Be on the Look Out) warning over the radio...as required by department procedures. Of course, he had to describe this damn rooster over the police radio...ya know...it was complete hilarity.

2018-11-13 23:03:54 UTC  

We laughed about that for days and days

2018-11-13 23:04:06 UTC  

frickin' Rooster BOLO

2018-11-13 23:04:29 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-13 23:04:49 UTC  

@Phillip Wiglesworth - FL LOL. I had a neighbor who had one of his chickens stolen so he put up "LOST CHICKEN" signs with a photo and I always wondered if the photo was of that particular chicken or not.

2018-11-13 23:05:51 UTC  

What kind of lowlife guttersnipe would pilfer someone's beloved chicken?

2018-11-13 23:08:01 UTC  

This was in Lawrence, KS...my original hometown. Ya know...where KU is. Fraternity named their rooster "Jayhawk"

2018-11-13 23:08:18 UTC  

Still makes me laugh thinking about that night

2018-11-13 23:09:41 UTC  

@Selma There was a satanist cult in town, the police said it was probably them. other animals had gone missing too

2018-11-13 23:10:05 UTC  

What is worse, vegans or satanists?

2018-11-13 23:10:28 UTC  

Definitely satanists

2018-11-13 23:10:38 UTC  

I feel bad I haven’t been active lately. How’s everyone been lately and what’s your guys plans for thanksgiving! Also bird.

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2018-11-13 23:10:44 UTC  

@Sam Anderson no vegan ever called me privileged cisgender white male

2018-11-13 23:11:42 UTC  

Vegans are much better. Hell I was vegan for a while, I don’t blame people for practicing it, it made me feel pretty light while I did it.

But I do blame people who practice satanism. Literally no excuse.

2018-11-13 23:11:55 UTC  

OMG I just remembered...the Sergeant had the rookie cop draw a "WANTED" poster of the rooster based on witness description. We photocopied that thing and pasted it EVERYWHERE in the department

2018-11-13 23:12:48 UTC  

That sounds like the hwitest police department ever.

2018-11-13 23:12:50 UTC  

ahhhhh man...good times

2018-11-13 23:13:06 UTC  

hazing the rookies

2018-11-13 23:13:48 UTC  

Speaking of feminist garbage, lemme show you some real nonsense from my course taught by a male feminist Jewish professor... Its like these people observe the same world we do and are mad about it. A RetCon of reality.

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2018-11-13 23:13:54 UTC  

I wasn't ever a vegan, but I was vegetarian for a year or two and tbh if it wasn't for the all the protein in meat, I'd probably still be a vegetarian.

2018-11-13 23:14:52 UTC  

@Selma Well...it *is* Kansas. Tho to be fair, Lawrence has a large Indian population due to Haskell Indian Junior College there, too.

2018-11-13 23:15:31 UTC  

Yeah, I'm a vegetarian by my values, but meat is just too delicious.

2018-11-13 23:15:38 UTC  

I always fail my values!

2018-11-13 23:18:09 UTC  

@Phillip Wiglesworth - FL that's hilarious about the rookie hazing, I love those funny kinds of stories

2018-11-13 23:20:53 UTC  

I was a vegetarian for about 4 months a few years ago. I did it for the animals, but they taste so good. <:sad:366743316475281408>

2018-11-13 23:22:29 UTC  

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2018-11-13 23:25:43 UTC  

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2018-11-13 23:27:58 UTC  

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2018-11-13 23:28:44 UTC  

😂😂

2018-11-13 23:35:04 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIWg9HENMx0 lmao just like almost every other troop on deployment, Vice

2018-11-13 23:35:14 UTC  

They literally know nothing just lol

2018-11-13 23:35:49 UTC  

😂 that’s for sure lol

2018-11-13 23:36:21 UTC  

At least they can grab a beer at night

2018-11-13 23:38:28 UTC  

"There's no enemy to fight here" ah yes, I forgot that every soldier deployed abroad is in combat. My bad!

2018-11-13 23:38:51 UTC  

I'm cracking up

2018-11-13 23:39:22 UTC  

Most of what we did in the Army was standing around with absolutely nothing to do, waiting for end of day release formation...with intermittent naps and smoke breaks)

2018-11-13 23:40:14 UTC  

“Trumps proposal to send the troops to the border would cost $200 million!” As opposed to costing $200 million wherever they otherwise would be

2018-11-13 23:40:23 UTC  

If Vice had watched even the most basic of documentaries or asked any deployed soldier a basic question, they would know that 90% of what the Army does on deployment is sit and wait