Message from @ophiuchus

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2018-11-18 05:38:57 UTC  

*Son, sometimes when a man and a woman have special feelings for one another... they brawl at 2am at a McDonalds and have sex in the parking lot on the hood of a '03 Lexus before the repo man gets it*

2018-11-18 05:41:09 UTC  

@FlyingDutchmann Wow. Well at least they made up.

2018-11-18 05:41:50 UTC  

Would BAP approve of his nude fightimg technique?

2018-11-18 05:42:07 UTC  

Yeah, just watched it, how unfortunate--for the dude on bottom

2018-11-18 05:42:38 UTC  

Whew.

2018-11-18 05:42:40 UTC  

The Breitbart comment section: "Every damn time." followed by agreement

2018-11-18 05:43:34 UTC  

It's starting to be out loud, though. Whypepo getting fed up

2018-11-18 05:43:53 UTC  

IE Nat'l Conference 2019

2018-11-18 05:44:05 UTC  

We'll show them who wears the pants in this fight?

2018-11-18 05:44:22 UTC  

I was thinking we'd recreate that scene, but whatever

2018-11-18 05:44:51 UTC  

@Flint It shall live on in our hearts.

2018-11-18 05:45:20 UTC  

It'll live on at the IHOP down the street in 2 hours from now

2018-11-18 05:45:39 UTC  

What's popping fellas?

2018-11-18 05:45:42 UTC  

It is burned into my hippocampus.

2018-11-18 05:45:58 UTC  

How can anyone watch World Star in current year and not be race woke by now?

2018-11-18 05:45:59 UTC  

@Goldstein Riots you might have the best beard in IE right now, just saying.

2018-11-18 05:46:09 UTC  

@Flint Pretty close to impossible

2018-11-18 05:46:11 UTC  

*Indelible in my hippocampus..*

2018-11-18 05:46:15 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate thank you sir!

2018-11-18 05:46:59 UTC  

>tfw medium beard and will never have a lion's mane

2018-11-18 05:47:14 UTC  

https://youtu.be/kIIV1kVEej8 I show this to anyone who asks what living here is like

2018-11-18 05:48:19 UTC  

My skin is too dry to beard

2018-11-18 05:48:20 UTC  

I treat beards like plaid--I will outwear their short term trend

2018-11-18 05:48:26 UTC  

Tried once, drove me insane

2018-11-18 05:48:45 UTC  

Then I tried to just keep the mustache

2018-11-18 05:48:50 UTC  

Very bad

2018-11-18 05:48:51 UTC  

Hipsters will revert back to clean shaven metro sexuality twink status

2018-11-18 05:49:07 UTC  

For the first several days I always look like shaggy from scooby doo

2018-11-18 05:49:13 UTC  

(not that clean shaven is metro sexual twink status)

2018-11-18 05:49:27 UTC  

Almost certain that was filmed roughly 1/8th of a mile from where I live

2018-11-18 05:50:37 UTC  

I feel bad for men without a mustache tbh

2018-11-18 05:51:08 UTC  

I tried but I just looked too much like every article of clothing I owned was made of denim

2018-11-18 05:51:21 UTC  

Nietzsche stache now

2018-11-18 05:52:00 UTC  

I also looked too much like my dad and it wigged me out so then I shaved it off too and then my freshly shaven face looked very weird after months of beard

2018-11-18 05:52:31 UTC  

It never filled out anyway. I might be too young still.

2018-11-18 05:52:45 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD @ophiuchus just type "baltimore fight" into YouTube.

2018-11-18 05:52:55 UTC  

I can walk outside and see that fam

2018-11-18 05:53:02 UTC  

5d glasses

2018-11-18 05:53:07 UTC  

Just like hair and clothes, every man will have a look that suits their physiognomy and demeanor best. The trick is finding the compatibility.

2018-11-18 05:53:13 UTC  

@ophiuchus same here sadly.

2018-11-18 05:53:23 UTC  

Mustaches are perfect, you’re not wearing an unkempt beard, but you’re also saying hey I’m not some clean shaven fella that does what the elite want him to do to keep him in line