Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

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2018-11-18 05:46:15 UTC  

@Papa Pizzagate thank you sir!

2018-11-18 05:46:59 UTC  

>tfw medium beard and will never have a lion's mane

2018-11-18 05:47:14 UTC  

https://youtu.be/kIIV1kVEej8 I show this to anyone who asks what living here is like

2018-11-18 05:48:19 UTC  

My skin is too dry to beard

2018-11-18 05:48:20 UTC  

I treat beards like plaid--I will outwear their short term trend

2018-11-18 05:48:26 UTC  

Tried once, drove me insane

2018-11-18 05:48:45 UTC  

Then I tried to just keep the mustache

2018-11-18 05:48:50 UTC  

Very bad

2018-11-18 05:48:51 UTC  

Hipsters will revert back to clean shaven metro sexuality twink status

2018-11-18 05:49:07 UTC  

For the first several days I always look like shaggy from scooby doo

2018-11-18 05:49:13 UTC  

(not that clean shaven is metro sexual twink status)

2018-11-18 05:49:27 UTC  

Almost certain that was filmed roughly 1/8th of a mile from where I live

2018-11-18 05:50:37 UTC  

I feel bad for men without a mustache tbh

2018-11-18 05:51:08 UTC  

I tried but I just looked too much like every article of clothing I owned was made of denim

2018-11-18 05:51:21 UTC  

Nietzsche stache now

2018-11-18 05:52:00 UTC  

I also looked too much like my dad and it wigged me out so then I shaved it off too and then my freshly shaven face looked very weird after months of beard

2018-11-18 05:52:31 UTC  

It never filled out anyway. I might be too young still.

2018-11-18 05:52:45 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD @ophiuchus just type "baltimore fight" into YouTube.

2018-11-18 05:52:55 UTC  

I can walk outside and see that fam

2018-11-18 05:53:02 UTC  

5d glasses

2018-11-18 05:53:07 UTC  

Just like hair and clothes, every man will have a look that suits their physiognomy and demeanor best. The trick is finding the compatibility.

2018-11-18 05:53:13 UTC  

@ophiuchus same here sadly.

2018-11-18 05:53:23 UTC  

Mustaches are perfect, you’re not wearing an unkempt beard, but you’re also saying hey I’m not some clean shaven fella that does what the elite want him to do to keep him in line

2018-11-18 05:53:24 UTC  

I was going to shave a dad mustache before my wife went into labor so I could get some awesome 80's dad photos in the hospital.. but her water broke at midnight 3 weeks early when I was sleeping

2018-11-18 05:53:47 UTC  

So, I had a beard

2018-11-18 05:54:17 UTC  

I have a massive bald spot on my upper lip right below my nose. It's a reverse... Charlie Chaplin / Late 2000s Michael Jordan.

2018-11-18 05:54:31 UTC  

@ophiuchus I was able to get redpilled in a middle class suburban area. I can only imagine what being stuck around those fighting nutjobs is like

2018-11-18 05:54:39 UTC  

A good mustache needs a big face that has a lot of room between your nose and upper lip

2018-11-18 05:54:44 UTC  

Redpill faster @Axel

2018-11-18 05:54:58 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD 2010-2012 I did Amish beard

2018-11-18 05:55:04 UTC  

@Asatru Artist - MD neckbeard nationalism.

2018-11-18 05:55:13 UTC  

>go to Arby’s
>order a side of redpill

2018-11-18 05:55:30 UTC  

Once I got six months my moustache matches my by-then-huge beard

2018-11-18 05:55:33 UTC  

>take trash out
>get redpilled

2018-11-18 05:55:41 UTC  

>Go to Arby's
>get a roastie

2018-11-18 05:55:48 UTC  

too much?

2018-11-18 05:55:52 UTC  

lel

2018-11-18 05:56:18 UTC  

been browsing /pol/ lately, those dude's are hard up rn

2018-11-18 05:56:23 UTC  

Or, the coup de grace,
>go to the Birmingham social security office for copy of card
>get excessively redpilled

2018-11-18 05:56:25 UTC  

@Flint too soon.

2018-11-18 05:56:33 UTC  

This August I witnessed a near altercation at an Arbys