I was thinking we'd recreate that scene, but whatever

@Flint It shall live on in our hearts.

It'll live on at the IHOP down the street in 2 hours from now

What's popping fellas?

It is burned into my hippocampus.

How can anyone watch World Star in current year and not be race woke by now?

@Goldstein Riots you might have the best beard in IE right now, just saying.

@Flint Pretty close to impossible

*Indelible in my hippocampus..*

@Papa Pizzagate thank you sir!

>tfw medium beard and will never have a lion's mane

https://youtu.be/kIIV1kVEej8 I show this to anyone who asks what living here is like

My skin is too dry to beard

I treat beards like plaid--I will outwear their short term trend

Tried once, drove me insane

Then I tried to just keep the mustache

Very bad

Hipsters will revert back to clean shaven metro sexuality twink status

For the first several days I always look like shaggy from scooby doo

(not that clean shaven is metro sexual twink status)

Almost certain that was filmed roughly 1/8th of a mile from where I live

I feel bad for men without a mustache tbh

I tried but I just looked too much like every article of clothing I owned was made of denim

Nietzsche stache now

I also looked too much like my dad and it wigged me out so then I shaved it off too and then my freshly shaven face looked very weird after months of beard

It never filled out anyway. I might be too young still.

@Asatru Artist - MD @ophiuchus just type "baltimore fight" into YouTube.

I can walk outside and see that fam

5d glasses

Just like hair and clothes, every man will have a look that suits their physiognomy and demeanor best. The trick is finding the compatibility.

@ophiuchus same here sadly.

Mustaches are perfect, you’re not wearing an unkempt beard, but you’re also saying hey I’m not some clean shaven fella that does what the elite want him to do to keep him in line

I was going to shave a dad mustache before my wife went into labor so I could get some awesome 80's dad photos in the hospital.. but her water broke at midnight 3 weeks early when I was sleeping

So, I had a beard

I have a massive bald spot on my upper lip right below my nose. It's a reverse... Charlie Chaplin / Late 2000s Michael Jordan.

@ophiuchus I was able to get redpilled in a middle class suburban area. I can only imagine what being stuck around those fighting nutjobs is like

A good mustache needs a big face that has a lot of room between your nose and upper lip

Redpill faster @Axel

@Asatru Artist - MD 2010-2012 I did Amish beard

@Asatru Artist - MD neckbeard nationalism.

>go to Arby’s
>order a side of redpill